1 00:02:56,749 --> 00:02:57,791 What the...?! Eh! 2 00:03:20,541 --> 00:03:22,041 Right on time. 3 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:55,541 I don't know why they bother. 4 00:03:55,624 --> 00:03:56,791 Right. 5 00:04:10,374 --> 00:04:12,582 Exquisite, beautiful. 6 00:04:16,791 --> 00:04:18,624 Positively formidable. 7 00:04:19,957 --> 00:04:22,541 - Très juste, huh? - Not bad. 8 00:04:22,624 --> 00:04:24,707 Looks all right on her. 9 00:04:25,374 --> 00:04:27,666 But what about that one? 10 00:04:27,749 --> 00:04:32,499 I assure your ladyship it will look even more formidable on Mademoiselle, the beautiful bride. 11 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:35,874 Mm, you'll have to pad it out a bit in front. 12 00:04:35,957 --> 00:04:37,791 Oh, but that is the fashion these days. 13 00:04:37,874 --> 00:04:43,124 I'm sure that Mademoiselle is completely up to date. This slim, boyish, greyhound look. 14 00:04:43,207 --> 00:04:45,582 Today, curves are entirely superfluous. 15 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:48,541 On the younger woman, of course. 16 00:04:48,624 --> 00:04:50,832 Well, we'll take it. 17 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:54,166 - Trés gentille, Madame. - And now, something for me. 18 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,707 - For the wedding. - For the wedding, of course. 19 00:05:02,457 --> 00:05:05,582 Well, that will be all for now, my dear. 20 00:05:34,707 --> 00:05:38,457 Hold it. Give them a few minutes and we can catch them red-handed. 21 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,999 Trente-deux. Morning Glory. 22 00:05:42,082 --> 00:05:45,207 I promise you, Madame, you will be the only woman wearing this one. 23 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:47,249 It is the only model in existence. 24 00:05:47,332 --> 00:05:49,457 I've destroyed every sketch. Uh! 25 00:05:50,124 --> 00:05:51,666 Voila! 26 00:05:51,749 --> 00:05:53,624 Oh, dear. 27 00:05:53,707 --> 00:05:56,041 If only I knew what the others would be wearing. 28 00:05:56,124 --> 00:05:57,374 Well... 29 00:05:57,457 --> 00:06:00,874 If Madame would care to tell me who is going, 30 00:06:00,957 --> 00:06:02,874 I have my spies. 31 00:06:02,957 --> 00:06:05,916 Perhaps I could find out what Madame will be up against. 32 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,541 You clever boy! 33 00:06:08,624 --> 00:06:11,291 Well, Lord and Lady Hoxton. 34 00:06:11,374 --> 00:06:13,124 Oh, Lord and Lady Hoxton. 35 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,707 I presume that would mean the Hoxton jewels? 36 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:18,999 Yes! The usual vulgar display of wealth. 37 00:06:19,082 --> 00:06:21,124 Mais naturellement. 38 00:06:21,207 --> 00:06:24,332 Lord and Lady Hoxton. 39 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:26,416 Emily Kitshaw. 40 00:06:26,499 --> 00:06:29,207 What? With that naughty, fabulous tiara? 41 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:31,291 - That's right. - Ah! 42 00:06:31,374 --> 00:06:34,582 That's very, very interesting. 43 00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:38,499 That's the last one coming up. 44 00:06:38,582 --> 00:06:41,082 There you are then. Four bags and all registered. 45 00:06:41,166 --> 00:06:42,624 A very smooth little job. 46 00:06:42,707 --> 00:06:45,850 Planning, that's what does it. Care and thought in planning, you cannot go wrong. 47 00:06:45,874 --> 00:06:48,582 No, no, no, it's no good. 48 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:51,166 I don't think this is really me. 49 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:52,558 - Yes? - All right, where are they? 50 00:06:52,582 --> 00:06:53,892 - Who? - Those three delivery men. 51 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:55,975 - Delivery men? - Don't bandy words with me! Where are they? 52 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,517 - They're in the office. - All right, where's that? 53 00:06:57,541 --> 00:06:59,082 Well, it's through there. 54 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:02,286 - You can't come through here! - Don't worry, Miss. Everything's under control. 55 00:07:03,374 --> 00:07:05,707 All right, stay where you are. Mate. 56 00:07:06,832 --> 00:07:08,249 Well, well. 57 00:07:08,332 --> 00:07:10,475 - Now, what have we got here? - What's the meaning of this? 58 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:12,541 Come on, you, give us a hand. Come on, come on. 59 00:07:12,624 --> 00:07:15,374 - What's it all about? - Now, don't give us the old cobblers. 60 00:07:15,457 --> 00:07:18,416 - We've been trailing your van. - A lot of valuable stuff here, Sarge. 61 00:07:19,499 --> 00:07:21,058 It's a fine thing when private citizens 62 00:07:21,082 --> 00:07:24,017 are going through their personal correspondence and the coppers come in and knock the lot off. 63 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:25,517 - Get that lot in the car. - Yes, Sarge. 64 00:07:25,541 --> 00:07:27,166 - You were saying? - Excuse me, Sergeant. 65 00:07:27,249 --> 00:07:30,249 - You're wanted on the car radio. - Right you are, Constable. Just a moment. 66 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:33,041 Here. 67 00:07:33,124 --> 00:07:35,166 Now, you lot stay here. 68 00:07:35,249 --> 00:07:37,249 And don't try anything. 69 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:49,541 - They've gone. - Let's get outta here then! 70 00:07:49,624 --> 00:07:51,457 Don't be a couple of mugs. 71 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:54,124 That's what they want. 72 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,249 They're waiting outside for us to do a bunk. 73 00:07:56,332 --> 00:07:58,249 What do you mean, then? 74 00:07:58,332 --> 00:08:02,416 It's one thing getting caught. I'm not getting punched up as well. 75 00:08:08,707 --> 00:08:13,166 - Au revoir, Monsieur Jules, and thank you. - Au revoir, Madame. 76 00:08:13,249 --> 00:08:15,666 Au revoir, Mademoiselle. 77 00:08:15,749 --> 00:08:20,041 I wish you every happiness and my felicitations to the groom. 78 00:08:32,374 --> 00:08:35,332 Pearly, the police have been here. 79 00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:36,457 The what? 80 00:08:36,541 --> 00:08:38,832 It's those delivery men, they're up to something. 81 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:40,676 - Where's the police now? - Oh, they've gone. 82 00:08:40,749 --> 00:08:43,166 Gone? Why didn't you tell me before? 83 00:08:43,249 --> 00:08:45,749 - In front of her ladyship? - Well, where's the lads? 84 00:08:45,832 --> 00:08:47,874 - Have they took them down the nick? - No. 85 00:08:47,957 --> 00:08:49,041 No? 86 00:08:49,124 --> 00:08:53,207 They just took away some bags. They looked like mailbags. 87 00:08:53,749 --> 00:08:56,749 - They took away some mailbags? - I saw them drive off. 88 00:08:57,749 --> 00:09:00,207 - And they left the lads here? - In your office. 89 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,374 Hello! 90 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:18,374 - Pearly, get out of here. The law's here. - They're waiting outside. 91 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,457 - We won't grass on you. - Lads... 92 00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:22,874 The law, as you call it, 93 00:09:22,957 --> 00:09:24,291 has gone. 94 00:09:25,207 --> 00:09:26,749 - Gone? - Gone? 95 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:30,207 - What do you know about that then? - I knew Pearly wouldn't let us down. 96 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:33,624 - You useless bunch of moronic twits! - What do you mean "useless"? 97 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,249 What do I mean "useless"? 98 00:09:35,332 --> 00:09:37,457 You know what you've fallen for, don't you? 99 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,666 The oldest bleedin' game in the business, that's all. 100 00:09:39,749 --> 00:09:41,332 - The IPO caper. - IPO? 101 00:09:41,416 --> 00:09:44,582 - What's IPO? - Impersonating a police officer. 102 00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:46,999 You mean to say, we've been conned? 103 00:09:47,082 --> 00:09:49,166 I mean to say, you've been conned! 104 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,933 - Not too bad for one morning. - Dead easy, isn't it? 105 00:10:01,957 --> 00:10:03,874 We went through that lot like a dose of salts. 106 00:10:03,957 --> 00:10:06,225 I told you, the crooks over here are a bunch of raw prawns. 107 00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:07,683 They wouldn't last two minutes back home. 108 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,933 Yeah, if they all go like this job, we'll put all the pommy gangs 109 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:12,207 out of business inside of three months. 110 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:16,124 Ah, boy, then back to Australia while they're still wondering what hit them. 111 00:10:16,207 --> 00:10:18,749 What are you talking about? We only just got here. 112 00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:21,499 We haven't started to milk it yet. We could go on for years. 113 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:23,392 Anyway, they shipped enough crooks out to Australia. 114 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,832 It's about time they had a few back here. 115 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:29,291 We'll go back when we've made enough to live it up big for the rest of our lives. 116 00:10:29,374 --> 00:10:31,225 And don't forget I want to see the Queen before I go home. 117 00:10:31,249 --> 00:10:34,166 - Yeah, we know, we know. - When are you gonna take us to see the Tower? 118 00:10:34,249 --> 00:10:36,129 You promised, didn't you? 119 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:39,457 - Who is it? - It's me. Valerie. 120 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,771 - How did it go? - Like a dream. We're onto something big here. 121 00:10:45,832 --> 00:10:48,291 - Well, how much did we get? - We're just counting it. 122 00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:51,499 - I've got some more information for you. - All right, give, baby. 123 00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:54,166 - My expenses? - Yeah, sure, but come on, what is it? 124 00:10:54,249 --> 00:10:57,249 Well, you see, it's like this. One of Pearly's men is a cat burglar. 125 00:10:57,332 --> 00:11:00,541 And they've got this fantastic job planned for next week. 126 00:12:47,332 --> 00:12:50,166 - All right, hand it over. - Wh-what are you talking about? 127 00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:52,569 - You know what I'm talking about, the stuff. - What stuff? 128 00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:54,291 Search him, Constable. 129 00:12:56,082 --> 00:12:59,291 - Oh, that's finished it. - Put that evidence in the car. 130 00:12:59,374 --> 00:13:01,416 Give me a hand with this. 131 00:13:01,499 --> 00:13:03,624 - Come on, you. - Yes, I'll be with you. 132 00:13:06,832 --> 00:13:08,916 - Hey! - Will you put that down? 133 00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:11,332 You'll blow it one of these days. 134 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:24,624 Hello, Coombesy. 135 00:13:24,707 --> 00:13:26,374 Hello, Coombesy. 136 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,749 They've just left the bank. Get weaving. 137 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,207 All out. That side. Face the wall. Come on. 138 00:13:57,082 --> 00:13:59,124 Let's see you. Come on, come on. 139 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,291 - All right, Sergeant? - Yes, just fine. 140 00:14:04,374 --> 00:14:05,791 Now, keep your eye on this lot. 141 00:14:05,874 --> 00:14:08,582 Come on, you fellas here. Face the wall, face the wall. 142 00:14:24,457 --> 00:14:26,291 Get that car out of the way, please! 143 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,166 They done it again. 144 00:14:39,082 --> 00:14:41,957 Well, this has got to stop, I tell you, got to stop! I can't afford it! 145 00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:43,600 - It's not our fault, Pearly. - Shut up! 146 00:14:43,624 --> 00:14:46,082 Six jobs in the last week and not one lousy penny! 147 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,006 There's thousands of coppers in London, Pearly. 148 00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:50,933 - You can't expect us to sort them out. - They've sorted you out enough, haven't they? 149 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,124 - Here, Pearly. - What? 150 00:14:52,207 --> 00:14:53,567 - Do you know what I think? - What? 151 00:14:53,624 --> 00:14:55,666 I mean, I could be wrong about this, but... 152 00:14:55,749 --> 00:15:00,082 I think somebody's getting inside information about our plans. 153 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:03,124 Did you work that lot out by yourself, Morris? 154 00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:04,291 Yeah. 155 00:15:05,124 --> 00:15:07,041 Hear that, did you? 156 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:10,124 Of course they're getting information from somewhere, you twit! 157 00:15:10,207 --> 00:15:11,916 Probably one of you lot grassing! 158 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,707 - Oh, no, not us! - No, not us! 159 00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:16,582 That would be very hurtful, I tell you. That would be very hurtful. 160 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:20,249 Sting me right to the quick, the way I look after you fellas. 161 00:15:20,332 --> 00:15:24,416 Double bubble you get on Sundays. Who looks after your families when you go inside? 162 00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:26,291 - You do, yes. - I do, don't I? 163 00:15:26,374 --> 00:15:29,124 Fortnight's holiday you get each year on the Costa Brava. 164 00:15:29,207 --> 00:15:31,957 Luncheon vouchers all free, all down to Larkin. 165 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:36,124 Here, who paid to have your wife's hooter shortened? 166 00:15:36,207 --> 00:15:38,249 - You did, Pearly. - I did, I did. 167 00:15:38,332 --> 00:15:40,707 Who fixed for your son to go to Gordonstoun? 168 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:42,832 - You did, Pearl. - Yeah. 169 00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:45,041 Who keeps you stocked up in the hard stuff? 170 00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:47,291 - You do. - I do! 171 00:15:47,374 --> 00:15:49,374 And this is the way you repay me? 172 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:53,291 Well, I tell you something for nothing. 173 00:15:53,374 --> 00:15:57,082 When I find out who it is who's grassing... 174 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,832 Just coming, darling. 175 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:02,582 It's all right, my darling, plenty of time, plenty of room on top. 176 00:16:03,457 --> 00:16:05,457 Any more here, please? 177 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,582 Here, I thought we was going out twisting. 178 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:14,041 Oh, we don't want to go out tonight, do we? 179 00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:16,124 I don't if you don't. 180 00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:20,457 - Do you like the room? - Lovely. Very fair, very fair. 181 00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:23,499 - It's Georgian. - He done it up, did he? Yeah. 182 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,582 I should think it's French, innit? 183 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,749 Of course you'd know about that. 184 00:16:27,832 --> 00:16:29,874 Yeah, I know all about that. 185 00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:32,541 My old mum had a touch of the French, you know. 186 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,624 - Did she? - Yeah, she was a Bluebell girl, my old mum. 187 00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:38,166 6 " 2" she stood, stripped. 188 00:16:38,249 --> 00:16:39,749 Lovely. 189 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:44,249 My other parent, that's to say my father, as it were, he's a sort of a mongrel. 190 00:16:44,332 --> 00:16:46,916 He used to be able to run the mile in four minutes. 191 00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:49,041 It's about all he had to offer. 192 00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:51,624 I remember he got out of Paris a bit sharpish. 193 00:16:53,582 --> 00:16:56,499 Yeah, I don't mind a nice few mirrors around the place. 194 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,624 You know, I like it because... 195 00:16:59,624 --> 00:17:02,291 well, it gives you a new angle on things. 196 00:17:02,374 --> 00:17:03,666 Oh, yeah. 197 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,749 You're taking a bit of a chance, ain't ya? 198 00:17:06,832 --> 00:17:08,082 Am I, why? 199 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,957 Well, I mean, a bloke like me with my reputation. 200 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:14,291 - Oh, have you got a reputation, darling? - You're joking, aren't you? 201 00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:18,124 You're playing with fire if you did but know it. 202 00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:19,957 Tell me about your reputation. 203 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:23,041 I daren't let it out, girl. They've all been on to me. 204 00:17:23,707 --> 00:17:26,332 News of the World, Sunday Times, the lot. 205 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,957 I've been around, you know. 206 00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,082 A wink is as good as a nod to me. 207 00:17:31,707 --> 00:17:35,124 Phwooar! Don't push your luck, darling. 208 00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:39,249 Don't push your luck. Doesn't take much with me, you know. 209 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,207 All of a sudden, whoosh! 210 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,874 The old war wound starts to throb and I go berserk. 211 00:17:47,207 --> 00:17:49,707 Sure you wouldn't like to cool off in a light twist? 212 00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:52,832 Oh, I'd much rather watch you go berserk. 213 00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:55,124 Phwooar! 214 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,207 Pearly... 215 00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:58,207 Yeah? 216 00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,666 There's something on your mind, isn't there? 217 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,332 Something else, I mean. I can tell. 218 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:09,541 Yeah, you're right. 219 00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:11,600 As a matter of fact, there is. You've hit it, yeah. 220 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,374 Darling, you know you can tell me about it. 221 00:18:14,457 --> 00:18:16,749 - Is it the shop? - No, it's not the shop. 222 00:18:17,874 --> 00:18:19,999 The old rag trade's making a fortune. 223 00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:22,124 Got Hartnell dead worried. 224 00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:24,332 He was doing his nut at Ascot last week. 225 00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:28,041 - It's not the shop, no. - Well, then what is it? 226 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,082 Well, it's the gang, if you must know. 227 00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:37,124 I'm losing a fortune with them. Somebody's grassing, spilling the beans. 228 00:18:37,207 --> 00:18:38,541 What, to the police? 229 00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:40,749 No, not the police. I wouldn't be worried about them. 230 00:18:40,832 --> 00:18:43,332 To some new lot. My last six jobs have been hijacked 231 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:45,457 by some new mob that's moved in. 232 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,207 - Darling, who'd do a thing like that to you? - I don't know. 233 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:51,041 But they'd better bleedin' watch out, that's all! 234 00:18:51,999 --> 00:18:53,582 Can't break me, you know. 235 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,416 Oh, darling, don't upset yourself. Think of your war wound. 236 00:18:56,499 --> 00:19:00,207 I mean, I've got jobs planned. I'm not just your ordinary crook, you know. 237 00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:02,291 It's all in the mind with me. 238 00:19:03,124 --> 00:19:06,017 I've got things going round in here that would make Maigret drop his pipe. 239 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,082 Oh, I know, darling. You're so clever. 240 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,291 Come and tell me all about it. Come on. 241 00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:12,041 I've got one job I've been working on. 242 00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:14,041 - Yes? - My masterpiece. 243 00:19:14,124 --> 00:19:16,374 I call it my United Nations plan. 244 00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:19,374 Here, what are you doing? 245 00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:21,999 Nothing, darling. Just making you more comfortable, that's all. 246 00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:26,707 Tell me more about your United Nations. 247 00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:31,832 - What United Nations? - You know, your new job. You were telling me. 248 00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:34,874 Oh, that, yeah. Well, what's happening is this. 249 00:19:34,957 --> 00:19:37,624 All us underprivileged boys, we're getting together. 250 00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:41,457 It's going to be brotherly love all the way down the line while we carve London up. 251 00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:46,291 - You sure you're all right? - I'm fine, darling, just go on. 252 00:19:46,374 --> 00:19:48,416 Oh, well, it's cooperation, you see. 253 00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:50,874 That's what it is. That's the key word. 254 00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:54,582 I've been on the job... I mean, I've been on jobs 255 00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:57,374 where three... separate gangs have turned up. 256 00:19:57,457 --> 00:20:01,541 Everybody all so busy wading into each other, no one pulled the job. 257 00:20:01,624 --> 00:20:04,999 Well, that's all finished now. As I say, it's cooperation all the way. 258 00:20:05,082 --> 00:20:07,957 - Take next week, for example. - Yes, darling? 259 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,999 Now, wait a minute, what's happening next week? Oh, yeah. 260 00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,892 I've got a lovely little wedding lined up for Friday. 261 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:17,332 Nervous O'Toole won't be touching that. 262 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,624 I have Monday to Friday, he has the weekends, like the ITA. 263 00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:24,541 Saturday, he's got the riverside properties. He's taking Maidenhead. 264 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,957 Maidenhead? 265 00:20:29,832 --> 00:20:32,291 Here, you're getting a bit fresh, ain't ya? 266 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:54,332 All right, that's far enough! 267 00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:58,082 All right, into the car, the lot of you! Come on, you. In you go. 268 00:20:58,166 --> 00:20:59,541 Come on, come on! 269 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:13,041 Oi! Here! Come back here! What about our clothes? 270 00:21:13,124 --> 00:21:15,124 What are we going to do now? 271 00:21:17,249 --> 00:21:19,457 Look at the state I'm in. 272 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:45,416 50,000 quid's worth of diamonds and... You didn't recognise them? 273 00:21:45,499 --> 00:21:47,166 Look don't sneeze all over me! 274 00:21:47,249 --> 00:21:50,666 I've got enough trouble without catching all your horrible, infectious little germs! 275 00:21:50,749 --> 00:21:52,666 - And you. Get out my way! - Aaa... 276 00:21:52,749 --> 00:21:54,791 - Don't! - ...choo! 277 00:21:56,374 --> 00:21:58,416 Coughs and sneezes... 278 00:21:58,499 --> 00:22:00,666 spread diseases. 279 00:22:02,832 --> 00:22:04,874 Now, start again and tell me what happened. 280 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,892 - It was all right when started. - Will you speak up? 281 00:22:06,916 --> 00:22:10,082 - I can't, Nervous, I've lost my voice. - And 50,000 quid's worth of diamonds. 282 00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:12,600 - Look, Nervous, it wasn't our fault. - Who's fault was it then? 283 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:15,017 Look, we got the stuff all right but they were waiting, they jumped us. 284 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:16,416 I'll jump you in a minute, I'll... 285 00:22:16,499 --> 00:22:19,332 Yeah, they stripped all our clothes off and left us in the nude. 286 00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,499 - In the what? - Well, we had our undies on. 287 00:22:21,582 --> 00:22:23,666 - Now, look, who was it? - It was the law. 288 00:22:23,749 --> 00:22:28,082 How could it be the law? Why didn't they nick us. Isn't that what they're paid for? 289 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,926 - Did you say it was the law? - That's right. 290 00:22:29,999 --> 00:22:31,249 Knuckles' law! 291 00:22:31,332 --> 00:22:33,541 - You mean, the law was waiting for you? - Yes. 292 00:22:33,624 --> 00:22:35,475 And you come out with the stuff and they jumped you? 293 00:22:35,499 --> 00:22:38,666 - That's it. - They made you strip off and searched you? 294 00:22:38,749 --> 00:22:41,957 And they didn't arrest you? Just left you there without any clothes? 295 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:45,207 It's a hell of a strange way for the law to carry on, isn't it? 296 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:47,499 Isn't that what I'm trying to tell you? 297 00:22:47,582 --> 00:22:50,308 You know, lads, apart from ourselves, only one bloke knew about this job. 298 00:22:50,332 --> 00:22:51,791 - Yeah. - Pearly Gates. 299 00:22:51,874 --> 00:22:54,074 - Pearly Gates isn't the law. - I know he's not the law. 300 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,809 And I don't think the blokes who jumped you were the law, either. 301 00:22:57,874 --> 00:22:59,541 No. 302 00:22:59,624 --> 00:23:03,416 I reckon it's about time me and Mr Gates had a little chat. 303 00:23:04,124 --> 00:23:06,541 I really do. 304 00:23:09,207 --> 00:23:10,874 - God bless you. - Thank you. 305 00:23:19,374 --> 00:23:21,791 - Excuse me. - Hello? 306 00:23:21,874 --> 00:23:24,207 - Mr Gates? - Hello. 307 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,666 You're two of Nervous O'Toole's mob, ain't you? 308 00:23:26,749 --> 00:23:29,499 - Yeah. Alf. Brassknuckles. - How do you do? 309 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:33,666 Mr O'Toole sends his compliments and was wondering if you'd accompany us to the car. 310 00:23:33,749 --> 00:23:37,291 And if I refuse on account of the fact I've got a date with my girlfriend? 311 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,058 Well then, our instructions are to give you a clout across the back of the nut 312 00:23:40,082 --> 00:23:42,291 and drag you over there. 313 00:23:42,374 --> 00:23:45,541 Well, under the circumstances, I'll be pleased to accompany you. 314 00:23:49,749 --> 00:23:52,207 - Hello, Nervous. - Hello, Pearly. 315 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:55,332 - Call the hands off, will you? - Right, lads. Alf. 316 00:24:09,624 --> 00:24:12,457 Hello, Pearly, how's the rag trade, huh? 317 00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:14,791 You making plenty of money, are you? 318 00:24:14,874 --> 00:24:16,916 I was. You? 319 00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,874 I've been making a few bob. Up until now. 320 00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:23,624 Strange, neither of us making much money recently, innit? 321 00:24:23,707 --> 00:24:26,082 - Very strange indeed, so it is. - Mmm. 322 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,416 Might have something to do with all the coppers that are about these days. 323 00:24:29,499 --> 00:24:31,374 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 324 00:24:32,457 --> 00:24:34,791 You designed any good coppers lately, Pearly? 325 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,624 - Meaning? - Nothing. 326 00:24:36,707 --> 00:24:39,582 I was just thinking, you know, you being in the business, like. 327 00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:42,874 Well, anybody can get hold of a load of coppers' uniforms, can't they, Nervous? 328 00:24:42,957 --> 00:24:45,582 Don't you start accusing me. 329 00:24:45,666 --> 00:24:48,506 Do you deny then that some of your mob have been dressing up as coppers? 330 00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:52,416 What are you on about? Three of my lads was clobbered by three of your hooligans 331 00:24:52,499 --> 00:24:54,166 dressed up like rozzers. 332 00:24:54,249 --> 00:24:57,499 My staff are not hooligans and they do not dress up as coppers. 333 00:24:57,582 --> 00:25:00,124 Don't give me that. Look, I never had any trouble before. 334 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,808 I form a syndicate with you and the very first job goes for a burton. 335 00:25:02,832 --> 00:25:05,767 Well, what am I supposed to think? You're the only bloke who knew about it. 336 00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:09,666 Do me a favour. I've had six jobs go up the spout this week. 120,000 nicker. 337 00:25:09,749 --> 00:25:12,082 Six? Can you prove it? 338 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:14,666 - Of course I can prove it! - Slow down, for God's sake! 339 00:25:14,749 --> 00:25:16,749 Where do you think you are, Brands Hatch? 340 00:25:16,832 --> 00:25:18,916 He's speed mad, you know. 341 00:25:18,999 --> 00:25:21,666 If you're not doing it and I'm not doing it, 342 00:25:21,749 --> 00:25:24,707 it don't take an idiot to figure out somebody else is doing it. 343 00:25:26,249 --> 00:25:29,291 Yes, you're right, Pearly. You're absolutely right. 344 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:32,249 Hey, there must be a new mob in town. 345 00:25:32,332 --> 00:25:34,132 I think in view of the special circumstances, 346 00:25:34,207 --> 00:25:36,433 we ought to call an extraordinary general meeting of the syndicate. 347 00:25:36,457 --> 00:25:39,541 - Can we do that without a quorum? - Yeah, I think we can, anyway, innit? 348 00:25:39,624 --> 00:25:41,558 - Hang on, I'd better check. - Have a look, have a look. 349 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:46,041 Yes, here. Rule 7b, sub-section two. Emergency meetings. 350 00:25:46,124 --> 00:25:48,499 "When any two delegates wish to convene a general meeting, 351 00:25:48,582 --> 00:25:51,082 seven days' notice should be given by placing an advertisement 352 00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:53,666 in the personal column of The Times under the wording, 353 00:25:53,749 --> 00:25:55,749 "Come home, Fred, all is forgiven. There you are. 354 00:25:55,832 --> 00:25:57,832 Right, that's great. Where and when? 355 00:25:57,916 --> 00:25:59,996 - Tuesday week, your place. - Marvellous! Marvellous! 356 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:03,082 Drive Mr Gates home. And mind that cyclist! 357 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:05,249 - Look, there's a red light! - How's Molly? 358 00:26:05,332 --> 00:26:07,624 Oh, she's fine, thanks. Fine. 359 00:26:08,832 --> 00:26:11,912 I've got some photographs here of her and the kids. Would you like to see 'em? 360 00:26:12,457 --> 00:26:14,874 - Yeah. - Well, look, look at that! 361 00:26:14,957 --> 00:26:17,041 Oh, lovely. 362 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:25,291 That's him. Now, keep close alongside of me. 363 00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:40,082 Excuse me, sir. 364 00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:42,916 Stop it! Thief! 365 00:27:00,624 --> 00:27:02,707 All right, you'd better come quiet, Snatch. 366 00:27:07,624 --> 00:27:10,124 Yes, yes, all right. We're ready for him. 367 00:27:10,791 --> 00:27:12,124 They're bringing him in now. 368 00:27:12,207 --> 00:27:14,100 Leave him to me, Superintendent. I'll make him talk. 369 00:27:14,124 --> 00:27:15,624 Yes, I hope so. 370 00:27:16,582 --> 00:27:19,683 The Commissioner's putting the heat on us. Says the recovery rate's far too low. 371 00:27:19,707 --> 00:27:22,041 Just give me five minutes with him, sir. 372 00:27:25,332 --> 00:27:27,332 Come in. 373 00:27:27,999 --> 00:27:29,416 - OK, sir? - Yep. 374 00:27:29,499 --> 00:27:31,124 All right, bring him in. 375 00:27:31,207 --> 00:27:33,999 - Here he is, sir. - Well done, Perkins. Won't be forgotten. 376 00:27:34,082 --> 00:27:35,999 Thank you, sir. 377 00:27:36,957 --> 00:27:39,291 - Permission to carry on, sir? - Carry on, Inspector. 378 00:27:39,374 --> 00:27:40,457 Right, sir. Thank you, sir. 379 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,874 Sit down! 380 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:57,582 - Where is it? - Where's what? 381 00:27:57,666 --> 00:28:00,207 The £30,000 you snatched from the bank messenger. 382 00:28:00,291 --> 00:28:02,499 What are you asking me for? Your blokes have got it. 383 00:28:02,582 --> 00:28:04,457 Our blokes have got it? 384 00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:07,707 Now, Snatch, you've been reading far too many fairy tales 385 00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:09,374 while you've been inside. 386 00:28:09,457 --> 00:28:12,291 Now, come on now. Tell old Nosy what you've done with the money. 387 00:28:12,374 --> 00:28:13,957 I told you, your blokes took it. 388 00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:16,308 They snatched it from me, then they drove off in a squad car. 389 00:28:16,332 --> 00:28:19,624 Stop playing about. Stop playing about. Tell us the truth. Tell us the truth. 390 00:28:19,707 --> 00:28:22,166 The whole world's crumbling about me, that's what it is. 391 00:28:22,249 --> 00:28:24,082 Even the coppers have turned crooked. 392 00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:28,041 - I can't tell one from another any more. - All right, all right. Constable Perkins! 393 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:31,791 - If you want the time, ask a policeman. - Take him outside till he quietens down. 394 00:28:31,874 --> 00:28:34,558 - All right, come on, Snatch. - Who you gonna turn to in times of trouble? 395 00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:36,267 We'll have another little chat when you're feeling better. 396 00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:39,374 - I mean, we pay our rates. - You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 397 00:28:39,457 --> 00:28:41,249 The whole world's crumbling! 398 00:28:46,874 --> 00:28:50,916 - Well, what do you make of that? - Well, you know these low criminal types, sir. 399 00:28:50,999 --> 00:28:54,666 They're dead crafty. They'll say the first thing that comes into their evil little heads. 400 00:28:54,749 --> 00:28:58,124 - Any idea who he's working for? - Oh, don't you worry, sir. I'll get 'em. 401 00:29:05,666 --> 00:29:09,207 Yes, it's a charming little trinket, but I think it's a trifle vulgar. 402 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:13,041 But Monsieur Jules, these are some of the finest pieces in London. 403 00:29:13,124 --> 00:29:16,499 - Well, then, I will have to go to Paris. - Oh, one moment. 404 00:29:16,582 --> 00:29:20,082 - You have something? - Yes, something very special. 405 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:23,291 I can promise you, it will have to be very, very special. 406 00:29:26,624 --> 00:29:28,832 I usually find what I want at Cartier. 407 00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:31,666 Monsieur Jules, I'm sure you'll find what you want here. 408 00:29:31,749 --> 00:29:33,916 I sincerely hope so. 409 00:29:58,499 --> 00:30:00,916 You're late again, Misery. 410 00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:10,499 No need to make a note of the combination, fellas, it's all in the instructions. 411 00:30:11,249 --> 00:30:13,291 Now, take a look at this lot. 412 00:30:13,374 --> 00:30:15,916 Eh? What? 413 00:30:20,791 --> 00:30:22,041 Lights. 414 00:30:24,082 --> 00:30:26,749 Well, there it is, there it is. 415 00:30:26,832 --> 00:30:29,999 Layout of the shop, location of the safe plus the combination. 416 00:30:30,082 --> 00:30:31,707 I've done the job for you. 417 00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:34,291 All you've got to do is get down there, go in and whip it. 418 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:37,207 Very good, Pearly, very good. Ingenious, innit? 419 00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:40,832 - Well, modern methods, boy, that's it. - What's on next week? 420 00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:45,916 Next week, I've got a programme of educational and training films, starting with "Rififi". 421 00:30:45,999 --> 00:30:48,291 - That's that French one, innit? - That's right. 422 00:30:48,374 --> 00:30:51,124 - "The Day They Robbed The Bank Of England”. - I've seen that one. 423 00:30:51,207 --> 00:30:54,166 - Followed by "The League Of Gentlemen". - Oh, that's a good movie. 424 00:30:54,249 --> 00:30:57,267 After that, we're having a discussion on what we've learnt from all three films. 425 00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:59,874 - Here, can I bring my bird? - Why? 426 00:30:59,957 --> 00:31:01,637 Well, sort of make a night out of it, like. 427 00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:04,499 Can't you make do with a drink on a stick? 428 00:31:04,582 --> 00:31:08,082 Right, fellas, get your tools packed and get down there. 429 00:31:13,374 --> 00:31:14,916 Oi, come on! 430 00:31:31,207 --> 00:31:33,207 - Is that the lot, Sid? - Yeah, I reckon so. 431 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:35,582 - Let's get out of here then. - All right, you two. 432 00:31:35,666 --> 00:31:37,582 - Oh, no, not you lot again. - What about it? 433 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:40,306 Well, you're not getting away with it this time. Get stuck in, Sid. 434 00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,791 Hey! Hey! Hey! 435 00:31:45,999 --> 00:31:47,291 Stop! 436 00:31:49,332 --> 00:31:51,874 Eh! Eh, what's going on? 437 00:31:51,957 --> 00:31:54,124 Blimey! Old Nosy! 438 00:31:54,207 --> 00:31:57,707 - Get your 'orrible little hands off me. - Knock it off, Sid. They're the real thing. 439 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,749 Eh? Oh, no. 440 00:31:59,832 --> 00:32:01,957 Cooper and King, is it? Right. 441 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,291 You've done it this time, I can tell you. 442 00:32:04,374 --> 00:32:07,094 Inspector Parker, if I'd known it was you, I wouldn't have done that. 443 00:32:07,124 --> 00:32:09,767 Don't give me that! What's the matter with you two? You gone mad or something? 444 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:11,558 I've never known you not to go quietly before. 445 00:32:11,582 --> 00:32:14,957 It's all a mistake, Inspector, You see, we thought you was that phoney mob. 446 00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:17,322 Never mind what you thought. Look what you done to my cap. 447 00:32:17,374 --> 00:32:19,999 Yeah, sorry about that but you can see how it was, can't you? 448 00:32:20,082 --> 00:32:22,832 All I can see is you two doing a handful on the moor. 449 00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:24,957 A quiet bit of breaking and entering is one thing, 450 00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,457 but sloshing a bogey in the execution of his duty! 451 00:32:27,541 --> 00:32:30,249 Oh, dear, dear, dear! They'll really lay it on for that. 452 00:32:30,332 --> 00:32:32,517 Yeah, but we can explain everything if you'll only give us a chance. 453 00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:34,749 Shut up! I don't want to hear any more. 454 00:32:34,832 --> 00:32:37,874 Finch, Taylor, bring them outside. Take them down the nick. 455 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:54,332 Get the loot. 456 00:32:58,916 --> 00:32:59,916 Aye-aye. 457 00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:01,541 Aye-aye. 458 00:33:08,582 --> 00:33:10,791 So there were three of them, were there? 459 00:33:18,499 --> 00:33:23,416 - Hello, Nosy. Super wants to see you. - Here, I told you before. Do not call me Nosy! 460 00:33:23,499 --> 00:33:26,249 Fetch Cooper and King up. I've got a few inquiries to make. 461 00:33:26,332 --> 00:33:27,666 Yes, sir. 462 00:33:27,749 --> 00:33:30,041 Yes? OK. 463 00:33:30,124 --> 00:33:31,374 - Perkins! - Yes, sir. 464 00:33:31,457 --> 00:33:33,166 Ten o'clock? Right. 465 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:39,291 I've got a little job for you - escort duty. You know Mr Oppenheimer? 466 00:33:39,374 --> 00:33:41,416 - Yes, Sarge. - Well, it's the usual routine. 467 00:33:41,499 --> 00:33:43,666 Pick him up outside the safe deposit in Blake Street 468 00:33:43,749 --> 00:33:46,183 and see him safely home to his office in Hatton Garden. Right? 469 00:33:46,207 --> 00:33:47,249 Right. 470 00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:53,666 This is a very bad show, Parker. Trainer and Cooper attacking you like this. 471 00:33:53,749 --> 00:33:55,541 It doesn't sound like them at all. 472 00:33:55,624 --> 00:33:59,624 I can assure you it was them, sir. Flew at us like a couple of raving lunatics. 473 00:33:59,707 --> 00:34:03,666 - I wonder why their accomplice didn't join in? - Biding his time, that's what he was doing, sir. 474 00:34:03,749 --> 00:34:06,207 - Don't you worry, I'll get him. - Yes. 475 00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,291 Come in. 476 00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:11,916 Cooper and King, sir. 477 00:34:13,832 --> 00:34:16,124 - All right, Constable, all right. - Right, sir. 478 00:34:23,207 --> 00:34:25,207 Coming up nicely, Inspector. 479 00:34:25,291 --> 00:34:27,957 Yeah, very nicely, Sidney, thank you, very nicely. 480 00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:31,457 - They say leeches is a good thing, Inspector. - Do they? Do they? 481 00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:35,124 I must remind my missus to order me a couple of dozen. 482 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:38,207 Now, who is it you've been grafting with, what's he done with the stuff 483 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:41,350 and who told you to go around assaulting police officers in the execution of their duty? 484 00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:44,124 We was doing the job on our Molly Malone. Straight up, Inspector. 485 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,916 Yeah, and we thought you was the IPO mob. 486 00:34:45,999 --> 00:34:48,207 - Honest, Inspector. - IPO mob? 487 00:34:48,291 --> 00:34:50,749 He's trying to pull the same one as Snatch, sir. 488 00:34:50,832 --> 00:34:55,207 He's trying to make out that some mob's going around impersonating police officers. 489 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:57,916 Well, we haven't got the stuff and if you haven't, who has? 490 00:34:57,999 --> 00:34:59,957 This IPO mob of yours, I suppose? 491 00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:02,517 One of them nipped through the back window while I was outside with you two 492 00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:06,041 and made his getaway in that other police car I saw driving off! 493 00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:10,041 Hey! 494 00:35:11,374 --> 00:35:12,707 Hey! 495 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:28,499 - Are you from Lock Street, escort duty? - That's right, sir. 496 00:35:28,582 --> 00:35:30,832 We've just had a radio message. The job's been scrubbed. 497 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:33,541 You're wanted back at the station immediately. 498 00:35:33,624 --> 00:35:36,017 You never know whether you're coming or going on this job, do you? 499 00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:37,541 Oh, well, thanks, Sarge. 500 00:35:37,624 --> 00:35:38,916 You're welcome. 501 00:35:47,999 --> 00:35:49,999 - Mr Oppenheimer? - Yes, Sergeant. 502 00:35:50,082 --> 00:35:52,707 We're your escort party. Would you mind stepping into the car? 503 00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:56,031 They've never sent a car for me before. You aren't expecting any trouble, are you? 504 00:35:56,082 --> 00:35:58,457 Oh, no, sir. We're not expecting any trouble. 505 00:35:58,541 --> 00:36:01,999 I swear to you, Superintendent, this mob's been going round doing everyone. 506 00:36:02,082 --> 00:36:05,499 I mean, it's not fair. Nobody knows where they are any more. 507 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:09,499 - How do you know? Have you seen them? - Yeah, after we'd done that post office... 508 00:36:09,582 --> 00:36:11,499 Oh, well, I've never actually seen them, like. 509 00:36:11,582 --> 00:36:15,102 Well, he's not seen them but like everybody else he has heard about them, Superintendent. 510 00:36:18,082 --> 00:36:20,642 - Well, what is it, Watson? - Phone call from Mr Oppenheimer, sir. 511 00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:22,749 - Says he's been robbed. - Robbed? 512 00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:25,749 He says he was robbed by three policemen in a squad car. 513 00:36:25,832 --> 00:36:28,582 Three policemen in a squad car? 514 00:36:37,082 --> 00:36:39,124 - Well? - It was the IPO mob all right. 515 00:36:39,207 --> 00:36:42,582 They whipped the stuff while Nosy was nicking Sid and Trainer. 516 00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:45,124 That Parker gives you the screaming habdabs. 517 00:36:45,207 --> 00:36:48,624 What's the difference whether Nosy or the IPO have got the jewels? We ain't got 'em. 518 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,791 What's the difference? If Parker had kept his hands on the jewels, 519 00:36:51,874 --> 00:36:54,600 they could have been back in the shop and we could have had another crack at them! 520 00:36:54,624 --> 00:36:56,374 That's what's the difference. 521 00:36:56,457 --> 00:36:57,916 Ah, never mind! 522 00:36:57,999 --> 00:37:00,124 - That's it, that's it, final! - Eh? 523 00:37:00,207 --> 00:37:03,332 Those IPO boys are getting too damn cheeky, that's all. 524 00:37:04,457 --> 00:37:06,374 Listen, get on to Nervous O'Toole. 525 00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:08,832 Tell him, never mind about Tuesday, the meeting's tonight. 526 00:37:15,457 --> 00:37:18,166 You're late again, Misery. Sit down, will you? 527 00:37:18,249 --> 00:37:20,624 Now, come on, lads! Sit down! 528 00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:25,332 Are you ready, guv? 529 00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:27,874 Here, put it on its chops! Sit down! 530 00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:41,832 Order! 531 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,541 Belt up and listen! 532 00:37:44,624 --> 00:37:46,541 Order, please! Order! 533 00:37:46,624 --> 00:37:50,249 Pray silence for the chairman brother, Pearly Gates. 534 00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:54,249 Pearly! Pearly! 535 00:37:54,332 --> 00:37:57,041 Brother O'Toole, brothers and sisters. 536 00:37:57,916 --> 00:38:00,416 We have convened this extraordinary general meeting 537 00:38:00,499 --> 00:38:03,541 in order to discuss a problem which faces us all, 538 00:38:03,624 --> 00:38:07,749 namely the disgraceful, unethical IPO mob. 539 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:10,624 Axe the lot of them! 540 00:38:16,624 --> 00:38:18,666 I realise that feelings are running high, 541 00:38:18,749 --> 00:38:20,499 but I think that I want to point out first 542 00:38:20,582 --> 00:38:22,683 that you've got to find your cat before you can skin it. 543 00:38:22,707 --> 00:38:25,999 I'll skin them if I ever find them. They duffed me up last night. 544 00:38:26,082 --> 00:38:28,002 They've duffed us all up at one time or another. 545 00:38:28,082 --> 00:38:30,499 We're here today to decide what's gonna be about it. 546 00:38:30,582 --> 00:38:33,541 - Now my personal feelings... - A point of order, Mr Chairman. 547 00:38:33,624 --> 00:38:35,707 I suggest we test out the feelings of the meeting 548 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:38,041 before any resolutions is put to the delegates. 549 00:38:38,124 --> 00:38:39,499 Hear, hear! 550 00:38:39,582 --> 00:38:41,666 - Is that all? - Yes. 551 00:38:41,749 --> 00:38:45,874 Right, well, the chair is open for the feelings of the delegates. 552 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:49,207 The chair recognises Fingers. 553 00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:50,457 What? Who's that then? 554 00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:53,999 Fingers Ferguson, pickpocket, Ealing, Acton and Brentford High Street. 555 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:56,582 An independent operator, unattached 556 00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:59,999 to either of the two large organisations represented here today. 557 00:39:00,082 --> 00:39:04,874 I feel that the interests of the small man must be taken into consideration 558 00:39:04,957 --> 00:39:07,332 before any action is taken at this meeting. 559 00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:10,832 They've only been doing the large organisations. What are you rabbiting about? 560 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:13,791 Look, I'm entitled to put my views! 561 00:39:13,874 --> 00:39:16,082 This is a democratic gathering! 562 00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:24,249 Unity, brothers! Unity! 563 00:39:24,332 --> 00:39:28,374 The only way we can counteract this menace is by concerted action. 564 00:39:28,457 --> 00:39:30,124 - May I? - Pegleg. 565 00:39:31,374 --> 00:39:35,082 Peggy Bates, smuggler, London Airport, Dover and the Newhaven ferry. 566 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:38,499 I've had three of my legs knocked off by them in the last month. 567 00:39:38,582 --> 00:39:41,707 2,000 quid's worth of watches stuffed inside! 568 00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:43,791 - We've got to act now! - Hear, hear! 569 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:49,666 Educated Ernest, confidence trickster. 570 00:39:49,749 --> 00:39:52,707 Leamington Spa and other well-known water holes. 571 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,957 I want to know what the police are doing about it? 572 00:39:55,041 --> 00:39:57,082 We pay our rates. 573 00:40:00,707 --> 00:40:03,041 Order, gentlemen, order! That's not a bad idea. 574 00:40:03,124 --> 00:40:06,249 Not a bad idea at all. Why don't we take a leaf out of their book 575 00:40:06,332 --> 00:40:08,832 and go to the police? 576 00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:10,874 - I think it's a good idea. - No! 577 00:40:10,957 --> 00:40:11,957 Listen! 578 00:40:12,832 --> 00:40:14,624 It stands to reason, don't it? 579 00:40:14,707 --> 00:40:17,957 I mean, the gendarmes must be as choked about this as we all are. 580 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:21,791 It don't do their reputation any good to have a load of crooks going round dressed as peelers. 581 00:40:21,874 --> 00:40:23,541 What do you suggest, Brother Gates? 582 00:40:23,624 --> 00:40:26,999 I suggest that overtures should be made to the police, 583 00:40:27,082 --> 00:40:30,124 with an aim to the eventual cooperation between our two bodies 584 00:40:30,207 --> 00:40:32,041 in order to nail this mob once and for all. 585 00:40:32,124 --> 00:40:33,666 - Yeah! No! - Yeah! 586 00:40:33,749 --> 00:40:36,041 - It might work. - No, no... 587 00:40:36,124 --> 00:40:40,207 I suggest that a delegate be sent to Scotland Yard for exploratory talks. 588 00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:46,124 Right, now... Right. Let's have a vote of confidence. 589 00:40:46,207 --> 00:40:48,916 All in favour, raise their hands. 590 00:40:48,999 --> 00:40:50,374 Right, right. Carried. 591 00:40:52,332 --> 00:40:55,624 - What we voting for, anyway? - Right, who's going to be the delegate? 592 00:40:55,707 --> 00:40:58,124 I suggest Educated. 593 00:40:58,207 --> 00:41:00,582 It was his idea and he's got all the posh chat. 594 00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:03,082 I'm afraid I must decline. 595 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,082 It might be a little awkward. 596 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:07,916 I'm in the middle of completing the sale of some Van Gogh's. 597 00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:12,207 That is to say, the transfer of the Van Gogh's from one place to another. 598 00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:20,207 Er, the chair recognises, erm... 599 00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:22,832 the bird on the front row. 600 00:41:22,916 --> 00:41:25,749 Mr Chairman, I move that this be dealt with from the top. 601 00:41:25,832 --> 00:41:28,582 Either Brother Gates or Brother O'Toole should represent us. 602 00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:30,791 Hear! Hear! 603 00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:35,332 I move that Pearly Gates be our representative. 604 00:41:35,416 --> 00:41:36,666 Yeah! 605 00:41:38,249 --> 00:41:42,541 He has the best front, he has a social prestige few of us could match. 606 00:41:42,624 --> 00:41:47,832 A spokesman such as him will bring great prestige to our organisation. 607 00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:50,332 Pearly! Pearly! 608 00:41:50,416 --> 00:41:51,666 Speech! 609 00:41:51,749 --> 00:41:53,416 Good old Pearly! 610 00:42:01,207 --> 00:42:05,374 Brothers and sisters, your confidence has touched me deeply. 611 00:42:05,457 --> 00:42:09,332 I only hope that I can prove worthy of your trust. 612 00:42:09,416 --> 00:42:12,249 Well done, Pearly, well said! 613 00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:28,582 Parker, all I can say is, the Assistant Commissioner was very annoyed this afternoon. 614 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:31,146 You'd better drop everything and concentrate on getting a lead. 615 00:42:31,207 --> 00:42:32,374 Very good, sir. 616 00:42:32,457 --> 00:42:35,600 Perhaps the Superintendent be kind enough to suggest where this lead might be got from. 617 00:42:35,624 --> 00:42:38,874 And you might like to know that unless we do something pretty quick, 618 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:41,041 we shall both be back on the beat. 619 00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:45,416 Don't you worry, sir. I'll get 'em. 620 00:42:49,124 --> 00:42:51,749 - Inspector. - Yeah, what do you want? 621 00:42:51,832 --> 00:42:54,916 There's a French bloke wants to see you. I put him in your office. 622 00:42:54,999 --> 00:42:57,433 You put a foreigner in my office with all my secret files in there? 623 00:42:57,457 --> 00:43:00,517 - He said he's a friend of yours. - I haven't got any friends, French or English! 624 00:43:00,541 --> 00:43:03,082 Probably stinking the place out with them French fags. 625 00:43:07,999 --> 00:43:10,124 Bonjour, Monsieur. Qu'est-ce que vous voulez? 626 00:43:12,041 --> 00:43:14,041 Bonjour, Inspector. 627 00:43:15,291 --> 00:43:17,332 Well, cor blimey, Pearly Gates. 628 00:43:17,416 --> 00:43:21,041 I'm delighted to meet you but I think there must be some mistake. 629 00:43:21,124 --> 00:43:22,874 My name is Charles Jules. 630 00:43:22,957 --> 00:43:25,999 No, don't give me that. When I took you in in 1948, you was Pearly Gates 631 00:43:26,082 --> 00:43:28,291 and Pearly Gates you'll always be. 632 00:43:28,374 --> 00:43:31,916 Inspector, 1948 was a long time ago. Things change. 633 00:43:31,999 --> 00:43:34,916 Look, mate, just cos you sell a few women's frocks in the West End 634 00:43:34,999 --> 00:43:37,416 that does not mean to say that things have changed. 635 00:43:37,499 --> 00:43:41,249 I do not sell women's frocks in the West End, I sell gowns, mate! 636 00:43:41,332 --> 00:43:43,475 I don't care what you sell. We're on to you. We know it's a front! 637 00:43:43,499 --> 00:43:46,600 One of these days, we'll find out where you get your material from. Then we'll have you. 638 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:49,100 - You're being watched, you know. - Now, you listen to me, Nosy. 639 00:43:49,124 --> 00:43:50,166 Don't call me Nosy! 640 00:43:50,249 --> 00:43:54,249 You was Nosy when you pulled me in in 1948 and Nosy you'll always be. 641 00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:56,832 I'm legitimate now, Nosy. 642 00:43:56,916 --> 00:44:00,499 I made 168,000 nicker selling frocks last year... gowns, I mean. 643 00:44:00,582 --> 00:44:03,082 Yeah, well, if that isn't criminal, I'd like to know what is. 644 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:05,017 Now, come on, state your business. I'm a very busy man. 645 00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:07,999 I haven't got time to chitchat to the likes of you. 646 00:44:08,082 --> 00:44:11,749 - I've got a proposition to put to you. - Bribery? Right! 647 00:44:12,582 --> 00:44:15,541 I want two sergeants and a tape recorder in here immediately. 648 00:44:15,624 --> 00:44:18,749 I'm not trying to bribe you, mate. I don't carry loose change round with me. 649 00:44:18,832 --> 00:44:20,457 Stand by. 650 00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:22,707 Go on, I'm listening. I've a lot of work to do today. 651 00:44:22,791 --> 00:44:26,207 - Such as catching the IPO mob? - Such as catching the IPO mob. 652 00:44:30,791 --> 00:44:34,249 Send in a nice pot of tea and a couple of fairy cakes, will you? 653 00:44:36,582 --> 00:44:38,624 Sit down. Sit down. 654 00:44:40,832 --> 00:44:42,582 You were saying? 655 00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:44,499 As spokesman for certain parties, 656 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:48,374 I might add you're not the only ones that this IPO mob have been having a go at. 657 00:44:48,457 --> 00:44:51,308 They've been messing around with the boys on the other side of the fence as well. 658 00:44:51,332 --> 00:44:52,499 Go on. 659 00:44:52,582 --> 00:44:54,957 Well, my clients are prepared to cooperate with the police 660 00:44:55,041 --> 00:44:58,041 in an effort to re-establish the accepted status quo, 661 00:44:58,124 --> 00:45:00,499 a propos the criminal and society. 662 00:45:02,749 --> 00:45:04,791 Well, let's put it this way. 663 00:45:04,874 --> 00:45:08,499 We do a job, you chase us. We both know where we are, don't we? 664 00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:12,207 Our jobs are hard enough without these bleeders poking their noses in. 665 00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:14,332 I see. Yes, yes, yes. 666 00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:17,499 So my clients would like me to arrange a meeting with your superiors. 667 00:45:17,582 --> 00:45:19,683 Look, mate, it's difficult enough for me to meet them. 668 00:45:19,707 --> 00:45:21,767 What do you expect me to do? Go to the Assistant Commissioner and say, 669 00:45:21,791 --> 00:45:24,058 "Excuse me, sir, but half a dozen of the biggest villains in the country 670 00:45:24,082 --> 00:45:26,374 - would like a word in your earhole?" - That's right. 671 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:29,499 After all, it wouldn't do you any harm. 672 00:45:29,582 --> 00:45:31,624 You think about it. 673 00:45:31,707 --> 00:45:34,166 If we did manage to nab them between us, 674 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,666 who'd get all the credit? 675 00:45:37,749 --> 00:45:38,999 You. 676 00:45:39,874 --> 00:45:42,416 I can just see the newspaper headlines. 677 00:45:42,499 --> 00:45:45,332 "Parker Of The Yard Smashes Crime Ring". 678 00:45:46,457 --> 00:45:48,749 Yeah, there might be something in it. 679 00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:51,832 Bit unorthodox, mind you. 680 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,249 Just the sort of master stroke they'd expect from a man of my reputation. 681 00:45:56,541 --> 00:45:58,291 I can hear it now. 682 00:45:58,374 --> 00:46:00,624 "Well done, Inspector Parker." 683 00:46:00,707 --> 00:46:04,582 - "Well done, Chief Inspector Parker.” - Yeah. 684 00:46:06,374 --> 00:46:09,957 Well, we'll pencil in tomorrow afternoon, shall we, Superintendent? 685 00:46:11,207 --> 00:46:14,041 - No time like the present, they say. - Yeah. 686 00:46:14,124 --> 00:46:18,666 Well, I'll sound my people out and confirm by telephone later on today. 687 00:46:18,749 --> 00:46:20,791 Right, right. 688 00:46:20,874 --> 00:46:24,249 You'll find me in the classified under... haute couture. 689 00:46:24,332 --> 00:46:26,332 Oh, yeah? 690 00:46:27,457 --> 00:46:29,457 Oh, yeah? 691 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:34,041 - Well, it doesn't feel right. - Well, it looks perfect. 692 00:46:35,207 --> 00:46:36,207 Mwah! 693 00:46:36,249 --> 00:46:38,374 Wonderful, wonderful! No question. 694 00:46:38,457 --> 00:46:40,457 Absolutely beautiful. 695 00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:42,499 Might have been made for you. Wonderful! 696 00:46:42,582 --> 00:46:45,291 Absolutely beautiful. Erm... 697 00:46:45,374 --> 00:46:49,582 It's necessary to... stuff her out in front and give her a belt up the back. Otherwise... 698 00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:52,186 Where have you been all afternoon? I've been rushed off my feet. 699 00:46:52,249 --> 00:46:54,291 An Inspector Parker phoned. He's ringing back. 700 00:46:54,374 --> 00:46:55,457 Where's Valerie? 701 00:46:55,541 --> 00:46:57,749 Taking a leisurely shower in the changing room. 702 00:46:57,832 --> 00:47:01,124 Good. See to those alterations immédiatement. 703 00:47:01,207 --> 00:47:03,124 - Oui, Monsieur. - Au revoir. 704 00:47:09,207 --> 00:47:12,374 - Valerie, where are you? - I'm in the shower. Who is it? 705 00:47:12,457 --> 00:47:14,499 - Charles. Anyone with you? - No. 706 00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:17,499 Listen, love, I've come to tell you I can't take you flying tomorrow. 707 00:47:17,582 --> 00:47:20,832 Yeah, I'm sorry, but there's an important business meeting cropped up and... 708 00:47:27,082 --> 00:47:31,207 Hello. All right. Beatrice, for me? Put it through here. Mm-hm. 709 00:47:34,207 --> 00:47:36,291 - Hello, Maison Jules. - Who is it? 710 00:47:36,374 --> 00:47:38,624 - Mr Jules, please. - Who is this? 711 00:47:38,707 --> 00:47:41,416 - Inspector Parker here. - Hello, Nosy, how are you? 712 00:47:41,499 --> 00:47:43,332 - Nobody you'd know. - Oh. 713 00:47:45,332 --> 00:47:48,249 Listen, have you sorted out anything out yet? 714 00:47:48,332 --> 00:47:51,517 Yeah, well, everything's all right my end. Can you get your people over to the Yard 715 00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:53,666 - tomorrow afternoon? - The where? 716 00:47:53,749 --> 00:47:56,166 - The Yard. - Oh, Nosy, no, no, no. 717 00:47:56,249 --> 00:47:59,332 My clients feel that it might be much better 718 00:47:59,416 --> 00:48:01,624 to meet on what you might call more neutral ground. 719 00:48:01,707 --> 00:48:04,416 Somewhere that won't cause So much attraction. 720 00:48:04,499 --> 00:48:06,666 Er, what about, er... 721 00:48:08,207 --> 00:48:10,207 Let me have a think. 722 00:48:12,416 --> 00:48:13,416 Here... 723 00:48:13,499 --> 00:48:15,541 Hang on, I'm thinking. 724 00:48:15,624 --> 00:48:18,374 You got a tap running there or something? 725 00:49:25,457 --> 00:49:27,832 Seven boards a bob! Three boards a tenner! 726 00:49:27,916 --> 00:49:30,374 - Knock the copper's hat off, sir. - Do you mind? 727 00:49:30,457 --> 00:49:32,707 I am sorry about that, sir. 728 00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:55,392 It's all right, Parker. It's all right. I've ridden one of these things before. 729 00:49:55,416 --> 00:49:59,041 Oh, yes, sir. The cavalry, wasn't it, sir? The Blues or was it the Hussars, sir? 730 00:49:59,124 --> 00:50:00,999 Metropolitan Police, if you must know. 731 00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:03,874 Oh, yes, of course. I forgot we had horses. 732 00:50:06,374 --> 00:50:09,124 - I must say, you sit very well, sir. - Thank you. 733 00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:11,999 It's rather fun, isn't it? The children would love it. 734 00:50:18,999 --> 00:50:21,582 - Which one's Pearly Gates? - He's over there, sir. 735 00:50:21,666 --> 00:50:24,457 Go on, man. We're not here to enjoy ourselves. Go and talk to him. 736 00:50:24,541 --> 00:50:26,332 - Go and what, sir? - Get off, man. 737 00:50:26,416 --> 00:50:28,933 - Go and sit next to him. Go on, get off. - But this things moving, sir. 738 00:50:28,957 --> 00:50:31,666 - Dismount, damn you. - Yes, sir. 739 00:50:42,499 --> 00:50:44,249 - Pow! - Aagh! Ooh! 740 00:50:44,332 --> 00:50:45,957 Pow! 741 00:50:46,041 --> 00:50:49,749 - Hello, Nosy. Did you get thrown, did you? - I suppose this is your idea of a joke? 742 00:50:49,832 --> 00:50:52,225 Battersea Fun Fair. Fancy having a meeting on a thing like this! 743 00:50:52,249 --> 00:50:55,832 I admit the idea of a load of bogeys going round in circles did appeal to me, yes. 744 00:50:55,916 --> 00:51:00,166 Well, you've had your fun. Let's get out of it. I don't feel at all well. 745 00:51:00,249 --> 00:51:03,082 A geezer on the other side in a black hat says you'll pay. 746 00:51:03,166 --> 00:51:05,767 The geezer in the black hat on the other side happens to be the Assistant... 747 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:08,249 - Here, here, here... - He says you'll pay. 748 00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:11,124 Well, that's a bit strong. He earns more than I do. 749 00:51:11,207 --> 00:51:13,791 - All right then, 14 at a shilling each. - 14? 750 00:51:13,874 --> 00:51:16,457 - 30. - 307 I'm not paying for your lot. 751 00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,082 Oh, aren't you? 752 00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:20,666 Oh, well. All right, then. 753 00:51:20,749 --> 00:51:22,916 If you want to speak to me... 754 00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:27,666 I shall be on the Big Dipper. 755 00:51:27,749 --> 00:51:29,499 You're joking! I'm not going on that thing! 756 00:51:29,582 --> 00:51:31,041 All right, 30. 757 00:51:31,124 --> 00:51:33,999 Now, then, I take it you're the spokesman for your mob? 758 00:51:34,082 --> 00:51:37,166 - Yeah, that's correct, yes. - Right. Here's what we're prepared to do. 759 00:51:45,124 --> 00:51:47,249 - Oh, there you are, sir. - Hello, Parker. 760 00:51:47,332 --> 00:51:49,332 I'd almost forgotten about you. What did they say? 761 00:51:49,416 --> 00:51:53,874 I've never heard such audacity. They've offered a truce, a guarantee of 24 hours without crime, 762 00:51:53,957 --> 00:51:56,874 if we allow our full force to look for the IPO mob. 763 00:51:56,957 --> 00:52:00,166 Have they got the power to stop all crime being committed for 24 hours? 764 00:52:00,249 --> 00:52:03,041 Seeing as they're responsible for 98% of it, I'd say yes, sir. 765 00:52:03,124 --> 00:52:05,832 I see. Well, we've got nothing to lose. Tell him yes. 766 00:52:05,916 --> 00:52:08,124 24 hour truce starting at midnight tomorrow. 767 00:52:08,207 --> 00:52:10,832 Yes, sir. Right, sir. I was hoping you'd think it was a good idea. 768 00:52:10,916 --> 00:52:14,183 - Gave them quite a shock when I put it to them. - All right, Parker, go on then, go on. 769 00:52:14,207 --> 00:52:18,249 Go and find Gates. Tell him we agree. No more crime for 24 hours. 770 00:52:18,332 --> 00:52:20,332 Yes, sir. Right, sir. 771 00:52:22,499 --> 00:52:23,749 Pearly! 772 00:52:25,249 --> 00:52:26,457 Pearly! 773 00:52:27,374 --> 00:52:29,374 Pearly! 774 00:52:29,457 --> 00:52:31,291 It's on! It's... 775 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:47,707 Pearly! 776 00:52:52,124 --> 00:52:53,707 Pearly! 777 00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:56,832 Stay exactly where you are. We'll be right down. 778 00:52:56,916 --> 00:52:58,624 It's on, Pearly! It's on! 779 00:52:58,707 --> 00:52:59,707 It's on! 780 00:53:42,916 --> 00:53:44,957 Information Room, Scotland Yard. 781 00:53:45,957 --> 00:53:47,374 Hello, Harry. 782 00:53:48,749 --> 00:53:51,249 No, not a sausage this end. How's it with you? 783 00:53:53,874 --> 00:53:55,874 Yes, quite a change, isn't it? 784 00:53:56,999 --> 00:53:59,082 Yeah. Ta-ta. 785 00:54:06,124 --> 00:54:08,957 - Quiet, isn't it? - Yes, sir. Only one call since midnight. 786 00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:11,249 Drunk in the Harrow Road. 787 00:54:14,249 --> 00:54:16,582 Well... everything ready to go, Inspector? 788 00:54:16,666 --> 00:54:19,225 Ready and willing, sir. Perhaps I could take this opportunity of explaining 789 00:54:19,249 --> 00:54:21,957 my proposed modus operandi. 790 00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:24,249 All right, Parker. Go ahead. 791 00:54:24,332 --> 00:54:26,332 Right, sir. Thank you, sir. 792 00:54:29,416 --> 00:54:32,124 Right, now, the ground to be searched 793 00:54:32,207 --> 00:54:36,541 is in this area here what is covered by the circle you see before you. 794 00:54:36,624 --> 00:54:40,707 Now, the one snag is, we do not know what this IPO mob looks like, do we? 795 00:54:40,791 --> 00:54:41,874 - No. - No. 796 00:54:41,957 --> 00:54:43,791 But we do know they're using a police car. 797 00:54:43,874 --> 00:54:46,041 And we all know what one of them looks like, don't we? 798 00:54:46,124 --> 00:54:49,291 Oh, get on with it, Fred! Blimey, by the time you've finished waffling, 799 00:54:49,374 --> 00:54:52,832 - the armistice will be over. - Yes, sir. Right, sir. Thank you, sir. 800 00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:55,666 Well, to put it in a nutshell, as soon as you give the say-so, 801 00:54:55,749 --> 00:54:57,475 we'll have every available member of the force 802 00:54:57,499 --> 00:55:02,207 scouring this area until we find a police car that does not belong to us. 803 00:55:02,291 --> 00:55:04,749 And that would leave us wide open, wouldn't it? 804 00:55:04,832 --> 00:55:06,957 Yes, sir. That is true, yes. 805 00:55:12,624 --> 00:55:15,541 - All right, Parker, go ahead. - Right, sir. Thank you, sir. 806 00:55:15,624 --> 00:55:17,457 Not to worry, sir. I'll get 'em. 807 00:55:17,541 --> 00:55:18,683 - Goodnight, sir. - Goodnight. 808 00:55:18,707 --> 00:55:19,892 - Goodnight, sir. - Goodnight, Parker. 809 00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:21,082 Goodnight. 810 00:55:21,874 --> 00:55:23,916 Right. Fags out! 811 00:55:23,999 --> 00:55:25,999 Stand by for action! 812 00:56:15,124 --> 00:56:17,124 - Any luck? - No. 813 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,999 18 solid hours I've been on duty looking at cars. 814 00:56:20,082 --> 00:56:21,624 Not a thing. 815 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:01,624 That Wolseley 690 over there. Do you know who owns it? 816 00:57:01,707 --> 00:57:05,041 - Yes, three blokes what live in the flats. - Do you know the flat number? 817 00:57:05,124 --> 00:57:07,582 - No, I can't tell you that, mate. - Can I use your phone? 818 00:57:07,666 --> 00:57:08,957 Yeah. 819 00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:12,249 There she goes, God bless her. 820 00:57:12,332 --> 00:57:14,999 Will you stop playing about with that thing? This is serious! 821 00:57:15,082 --> 00:57:17,707 Now, you mean they've actually done a deal with the law? 822 00:57:17,791 --> 00:57:21,082 Yes, I mean they've actually done a deal with the law. Pearly told me. 823 00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:22,767 Well, that's a mean, underhand trick, ain't it? 824 00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:26,249 - And when did this truce start from? - It started last night. 825 00:57:26,332 --> 00:57:28,249 Last night, huh? 826 00:57:28,332 --> 00:57:30,124 This is serious. 827 00:57:30,207 --> 00:57:32,666 Will you stop messing about? 828 00:57:32,749 --> 00:57:34,791 Hey, that's Buckingham Palace! 829 00:57:34,874 --> 00:57:37,850 They're onto us. There's a copper downstairs in the garage inspecting all the cars. 830 00:57:37,874 --> 00:57:39,975 - There you are, what did I tell you? - Let's get out of here. 831 00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:42,666 Wait a minute, calm down. Val, you'd better beat it. 832 00:57:42,749 --> 00:57:45,832 Right, get your uniforms on. Pack the gear. 833 00:57:55,124 --> 00:57:57,666 Right, come on. Don't make too much noise. 834 00:57:59,999 --> 00:58:01,291 Are these the flats? 835 00:58:01,374 --> 00:58:03,041 - Yeah, these are the ones, sir. - Right. 836 00:58:05,624 --> 00:58:07,666 - Inspector Parker, sir? - That's right. 837 00:58:07,749 --> 00:58:10,892 I was the one that discovered the car, sir. I trust you'll put it in your report, sir? 838 00:58:10,916 --> 00:58:13,433 - All right, all right, where are they? - They're living in this block of flats, sir. 839 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:15,666 - What number? - I haven't discovered that yet, sir. 840 00:58:15,749 --> 00:58:18,225 - What have you been doing then? - Looking for the porter, sir. 841 00:58:18,249 --> 00:58:20,957 I haven't come here to arrest a porter, you fool. I want three men. 842 00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:22,392 - Excuse me, sir. - Yeah, what is it, Sergeant? 843 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:25,267 - We've got the flat number, sir. - Good man. That's why he's a sergeant. 844 00:58:25,291 --> 00:58:27,350 A bit of thought, my old son. What's the flat number? 845 00:58:27,374 --> 00:58:29,058 307, sir. My men are guarding the back door. 846 00:58:29,082 --> 00:58:32,249 Caught like rats in a trap. Right, follow me, men. Quick as you can. 847 00:58:32,332 --> 00:58:35,999 Come on, Johnson. Get those doors closed quick as you can. Come on, lads. 848 00:58:36,082 --> 00:58:38,332 Come on, lads. That's right. 849 00:58:55,707 --> 00:58:58,291 We've got the stuff. Which is Inspector Parker's car? 850 00:58:58,374 --> 00:59:00,916 - This one, Sarge. - Get that lot in the back. 851 00:59:00,999 --> 00:59:04,082 Inspector Parker wants you immediately in flat 307. 852 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:06,166 307? Right, Sarge. 853 00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:10,166 305... 854 00:59:10,957 --> 00:59:13,124 306... Here it is, here it is. 855 00:59:14,207 --> 00:59:16,267 Quick, quick! Right, step on it! Step on it! 856 00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:17,291 It's your wife! 857 00:59:17,374 --> 00:59:18,707 Charge! 858 00:59:20,207 --> 00:59:22,624 All right, the game's up. That's the end of your little lark. 859 00:59:22,707 --> 00:59:24,832 - I haven't done anything yet. - Don't give me that. 860 00:59:24,916 --> 00:59:27,183 We know about you. Every policeman in London's been looking for you. 861 00:59:27,207 --> 00:59:28,582 I didn't even know it was illegal. 862 00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:31,749 Illegal? I've known people to get 12 years for less than what you've done! 863 00:59:32,749 --> 00:59:35,041 - Where are the others? - Others? 864 00:59:35,124 --> 00:59:36,791 Well, we know you're not on your own. 865 00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:39,933 Well, of course I'm not on my own. You can't do this sort of thing on your own. 866 00:59:39,957 --> 00:59:41,999 Search the flat. Search the flat. 867 00:59:42,082 --> 00:59:43,666 Search the flat. 868 00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:47,291 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir, what? 869 00:59:47,374 --> 00:59:49,666 Well, the sergeant said you wanted me, sir. 870 00:59:49,749 --> 00:59:51,791 - What sergeant? - The one who took your car, sir? 871 00:59:51,874 --> 00:59:53,975 - The one that took my car? - They drove away in it, sir. 872 00:59:53,999 --> 00:59:55,558 - They drove away in it? - With the stuff, sir. 873 00:59:55,582 --> 00:59:57,082 With the stuff? 874 00:59:57,166 --> 00:59:58,957 Come outside a moment, will you? 875 01:00:00,416 --> 01:00:04,707 - How many of them were there? - Three, sir. A sergeant and two constables. 876 01:00:04,791 --> 01:00:06,249 My Gawd! 877 01:00:06,332 --> 01:00:09,457 Why do they always have to pick on me, eh? 878 01:00:11,832 --> 01:00:14,332 Why do they always have to pick on me? 879 01:00:14,416 --> 01:00:16,666 Why is it always me? It's always me. 880 01:00:16,749 --> 01:00:19,374 I shan't half get it in the neck when I get back. 881 01:00:19,457 --> 01:00:21,582 Why do they always have to pick on me? 882 01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:26,499 Of all the stupid, bungling, 883 01:00:26,582 --> 01:00:28,624 incompetent, inefficient... 884 01:00:28,707 --> 01:00:31,374 I presume you're hinting you're not satisfied with my work, sir? 885 01:00:31,457 --> 01:00:34,249 The whole of the Metropolitan Police Force at your disposal, 886 01:00:34,332 --> 01:00:36,291 nothing to do but to look for this gang, 887 01:00:36,374 --> 01:00:40,041 and you can't even find your own car. Hours and hours ago, they pinched it. 888 01:00:40,124 --> 01:00:42,666 Sir, sir, we have the whole of the London area encircled. 889 01:00:42,749 --> 01:00:46,166 We have men over the whole of the Home Counties and they are converging. 890 01:00:46,249 --> 01:00:48,207 Holding hands, I take it? 891 01:00:48,291 --> 01:00:50,707 - Excuse me, sir. Inspector Parker? - Yeah. 892 01:00:50,791 --> 01:00:52,749 - We found your car. - Oh, good man. 893 01:00:52,832 --> 01:00:56,874 - Where was it? Sussex, Berkshire, Isle of Wight? - Scotland Yard, sir. 894 01:00:57,916 --> 01:01:00,332 - Not in the Yard? - Yes, sir, the Commissioner found it. 895 01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:03,082 - It was in the space reserved for his car. - Oh? 896 01:01:03,166 --> 01:01:05,332 I'd better go and apologise to him. 897 01:01:06,582 --> 01:01:07,707 - Parker. - Sir? 898 01:01:07,791 --> 01:01:12,291 Before you go, hadn't you better call off those 20,000 men in the Home Counties? 899 01:01:12,374 --> 01:01:15,624 Yes, sir. Of course, sir. What are you waiting for? Call off the search! 900 01:01:15,707 --> 01:01:18,291 - Yes, sir. - I might as well come over the Yard with you. 901 01:01:18,999 --> 01:01:21,124 It'll soon be 12 o'clock and the end of the truce. 902 01:01:21,207 --> 01:01:23,666 Yes, sir. Another busy day over, sir. 903 01:01:36,749 --> 01:01:39,041 Scotland Yard. Yes? 904 01:01:39,124 --> 01:01:41,707 - Two suspects, yes. - Scotland Yard. Smash and grab. 905 01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:43,499 Hold on. 906 01:01:45,916 --> 01:01:47,374 Hold on. 907 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:53,582 Break in, break in. Origin - Information Room, zero, zero... 908 01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:55,541 How long has this been going on then, Sergeant? 909 01:01:55,624 --> 01:01:57,374 Ever since that truce ended, sir. 910 01:01:57,457 --> 01:02:00,082 I suppose with half their wages being syphoned off by the IPO, 911 01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:01,766 the mobs have got to work twice as hard. 912 01:02:01,832 --> 01:02:03,957 We must put this IPO outfit away, Forest, 913 01:02:04,041 --> 01:02:06,457 before the entire criminal and police structure breaks down. 914 01:02:06,541 --> 01:02:09,166 - Sir, sir, I got it, I got it. - I trust it's not contagious. 915 01:02:09,249 --> 01:02:11,749 - No, sir, I've got another idea. - Oh, no. 916 01:02:11,832 --> 01:02:13,975 No, this is a beauty. I'd stake my future on this one, sir. 917 01:02:13,999 --> 01:02:16,332 At the present moment, Parker, that's not much of a wager. 918 01:02:16,416 --> 01:02:18,999 No, listen, sir. If the mobs are going to be twice as busy, 919 01:02:19,082 --> 01:02:21,624 then the IPO mob will have to be twice as selective. 920 01:02:21,707 --> 01:02:23,749 They'll only pick the plum jobs! 921 01:02:23,832 --> 01:02:26,707 Now, this is my plan. This is only a suggestion. 922 01:02:28,582 --> 01:02:31,041 - Where's the proprietor? - He's in the salon. 923 01:02:31,124 --> 01:02:32,541 Thank you. 924 01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:38,707 Excuse... Excuse me. 925 01:02:40,207 --> 01:02:42,166 Excuse me. Is Monsieur Jules in, please? 926 01:02:42,249 --> 01:02:43,392 He's in there. 927 01:02:43,416 --> 01:02:44,957 Oh, no! 928 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:47,624 - I'm dreadfully sorry, missus. - I'm on next! 929 01:02:47,707 --> 01:02:49,707 Please forgive me! 930 01:02:49,791 --> 01:02:53,124 Cinquante-cinq. Cafe Creme. 931 01:03:00,582 --> 01:03:01,874 Surprise, surprise! 932 01:03:03,082 --> 01:03:05,207 As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, 933 01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:09,499 I, too, have entered the realms of men's apparel, like the great Hardy Amies. 934 01:03:09,582 --> 01:03:15,082 And I've called this... I've called this, erm, Cary Grant in Charing Cross Road. 935 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,207 Very apt, eh? 936 01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:21,874 Commissioned by no less a combine than the 50-shilling tailors. 937 01:03:21,957 --> 01:03:24,041 It cost me 75 quid! 938 01:03:24,124 --> 01:03:26,541 Well, now, thank you very much. 939 01:03:26,624 --> 01:03:28,558 - You're ruining my reputation. - I'm terribly sorry, Monsieur. 940 01:03:28,582 --> 01:03:30,249 In there. Don't argue with me. 941 01:03:30,874 --> 01:03:32,794 - What do you want to come here for? - I'm sorry. 942 01:03:32,874 --> 01:03:34,933 I got stuck in a room with a lot of half-naked women. 943 01:03:34,957 --> 01:03:37,350 - Ah! They found the IPO mob yet? - No, the law screwed it up. 944 01:03:37,374 --> 01:03:39,894 - They couldn't find them. - Couldn't a policeman in a haystack. 945 01:03:39,957 --> 01:03:42,332 - Listen, Parker wants another chat. - Does he? 946 01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:45,291 He says he's got a cast-iron plan and wants us to fix up the meeting. 947 01:03:45,374 --> 01:03:47,267 - Did he say where? - No, he said he'd leave it up to us. 948 01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:48,541 I see. 949 01:03:49,457 --> 01:03:51,999 Well, I know just the place. 950 01:03:52,082 --> 01:03:53,791 Just the place. 951 01:03:57,666 --> 01:04:01,874 Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. Well, I hope you're enjoying the flight. 952 01:04:01,957 --> 01:04:06,124 We are now directly over Bognor Regis at a height of 7,000 feet... 953 01:04:06,207 --> 01:04:09,082 travelling at approximately 250 knots. 954 01:04:10,124 --> 01:04:13,999 I think this is quite a fair show considering this is my first solo flight. 955 01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:19,124 - Anyway, what do you think? - About what? 956 01:04:19,207 --> 01:04:22,624 About my plan. The police are prepared to set this robbery up for you. 957 01:04:22,707 --> 01:04:25,350 You'll get the full cooperation of the force to ensure you get away with it. 958 01:04:25,374 --> 01:04:28,767 Do you honestly mean you're going to help us knock half a million off out the back of a van? 959 01:04:28,791 --> 01:04:31,124 Well, returnable, of course. 960 01:04:31,207 --> 01:04:35,291 Oh, of course, yeah. So what do we stand to get out of it? Not even a percentage? 961 01:04:35,374 --> 01:04:38,041 - Well, we catch the IPO mob, don't we? - Well, I suppose we do. 962 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:43,166 Course we will. They'll hear about it, step in thinking they've got it made, then I'll pounce. 963 01:04:43,874 --> 01:04:45,041 You'll what? 964 01:04:45,666 --> 01:04:46,874 I'll pounce. 965 01:04:48,332 --> 01:04:49,791 I see, yeah. 966 01:04:50,624 --> 01:04:51,957 Well? 967 01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:54,416 How would you like a nice little loop-the-loop? 968 01:04:54,499 --> 01:04:57,332 Will you stop playing about? Do you agree or don't you? 969 01:04:57,416 --> 01:04:58,791 Yeah, I think it might work, yeah. 970 01:04:58,874 --> 01:05:01,749 Right, I'll tell the Assistant Commissioner you're in full agreement. 971 01:05:09,832 --> 01:05:10,832 Gawd! 972 01:05:12,916 --> 01:05:15,683 Oh, I do beg your pardon, sir. I didn't realise you were heavily engaged. 973 01:05:15,707 --> 01:05:17,475 - Yes, it's all right, Parker. - It was an accident, sir. 974 01:05:17,499 --> 01:05:19,600 It was the plane, sir. I was temporarily thrown off balance. 975 01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:21,350 Parker, control yourself, for heaven's sake, and sit down! 976 01:05:21,374 --> 01:05:22,999 - Yes, sir. - No, not there. 977 01:05:23,082 --> 01:05:25,249 - Behind me, preferably. - Right, sir. 978 01:05:26,374 --> 01:05:28,249 There you are, gentlemen, no hands. 979 01:05:28,332 --> 01:05:30,791 - Pearly, for goodness sake, who's driving? - George. 980 01:05:30,874 --> 01:05:33,666 - I didn't see him get on. - The automatic pilot, you fool! 981 01:05:33,749 --> 01:05:36,249 - Oh, yes, of course, sir. - Sit here, will you, Mr Gates? 982 01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:43,791 Well, now, what do you think, Mr Gates? 983 01:05:43,874 --> 01:05:47,624 Well, I think it might work. But the job would have to be done properly. 984 01:05:47,707 --> 01:05:50,291 Got to look genuine. Real van, real money. 985 01:05:50,374 --> 01:05:52,499 If it's fake money, they won't turn up 986 01:05:52,582 --> 01:05:55,642 - and we'll be wasting our time again. - Yes, you're right, it must be genuine. 987 01:05:55,666 --> 01:05:58,058 - All right, Mr Gates, you leave it to us. - One other thing. 988 01:05:58,082 --> 01:06:02,166 You can't expect me to do a job like this with my two best men in the nick. I want an amnesty. 989 01:06:02,249 --> 01:06:05,100 - Very well. They'll have to be released. - Released? I've only just captured them! 990 01:06:05,124 --> 01:06:07,433 - They're dangerous criminals. - Mind you, that's got to look right too. 991 01:06:07,457 --> 01:06:09,417 You can't just let them go. It's much too obvious. 992 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:11,392 I think they ought to sue him for wrongful arrest. 993 01:06:11,416 --> 01:06:12,624 Here! 994 01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:15,457 One other point, Mr Gates. No offence, of course. 995 01:06:15,541 --> 01:06:19,166 But I'm not having all that money running around London outside police control. 996 01:06:19,249 --> 01:06:20,933 Quite right, sir, quite right. Good point, good point. 997 01:06:20,957 --> 01:06:23,332 Yes, Parker. And I'm making it your personal responsibility 998 01:06:23,416 --> 01:06:26,999 to see that the money's returned intact at the end of the operation. 999 01:06:27,082 --> 01:06:29,416 I'm assigning Parker to you as from now. 1000 01:06:30,624 --> 01:06:33,749 I haven't got to join them, have I? Become a criminal? 1001 01:06:33,832 --> 01:06:36,207 That's exactly what you've got to do, Parker. 1002 01:06:36,291 --> 01:06:38,332 You'll be our man on the tightrope. 1003 01:06:49,457 --> 01:06:50,582 Come in. 1004 01:07:03,624 --> 01:07:06,666 Good evening, sir. I'm from the Inland Revenue. I'd like to see your books. 1005 01:07:06,749 --> 01:07:10,374 Nosy, stop playing about, boy. I've got a load of work to do. 1006 01:07:10,457 --> 01:07:12,916 - You recognised me! - Wasn't I supposed to then? 1007 01:07:12,999 --> 01:07:14,332 Well, I have disguised myself. 1008 01:07:14,416 --> 01:07:17,392 I think it's important for the success of the operation that I'm not recognised. 1009 01:07:17,416 --> 01:07:19,249 I was rather pleased with it. 1010 01:07:19,332 --> 01:07:21,172 I've been to the make-up room at Scotland Yard. 1011 01:07:21,249 --> 01:07:24,707 Do you know I walked right through the building and out the other side 1012 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,791 without one single constable saluting me? 1013 01:07:26,874 --> 01:07:29,041 - As usual. - Eh! 1014 01:07:30,166 --> 01:07:33,082 This is how I looked 20 years ago, you know. 1015 01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:35,249 Yeah, very nice. Very sexy, Nosy. 1016 01:07:35,332 --> 01:07:37,791 As long as the wind don't get under there you'll be all right. 1017 01:07:37,874 --> 01:07:40,350 - You don't like it, do you? - Well, I'm not very strong on it. 1018 01:07:40,374 --> 01:07:43,082 - No, I didn't think you would. - No, no. 1019 01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:45,916 Right, now, here's the plan I mapped out. 1020 01:07:45,999 --> 01:07:47,541 Looking? 1021 01:07:47,624 --> 01:07:49,707 - Yeah. Right. - Right. 1022 01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:53,916 Now, the security van should arrive at this corner here. 1023 01:07:53,999 --> 01:07:57,207 We ram it with our van at 15:00 hours, 1024 01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:58,916 round about the same place. 1025 01:07:58,999 --> 01:08:00,957 We make our getaway in another car, 1026 01:08:01,041 --> 01:08:03,957 which will be waiting over the bridge and we drive off in this direction. 1027 01:08:04,041 --> 01:08:08,124 The IPO mob will try and hijack it near the level crossing. 1028 01:08:08,207 --> 01:08:10,582 Whereupon, your heavy mob, 1029 01:08:10,666 --> 01:08:13,832 what's been waiting there disguised as workmen, will descend on them 1030 01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:16,624 - and duff 'em up, right? - Right. 1031 01:08:16,707 --> 01:08:18,791 So then, the first problem. 1032 01:08:18,874 --> 01:08:22,832 How to cut our way into the van through one and a half inches of case-hardened steel. 1033 01:08:22,916 --> 01:08:25,332 Here, here, what's this about cutting? 1034 01:08:25,416 --> 01:08:27,457 I can't allow you to damage an official van. 1035 01:08:27,541 --> 01:08:30,291 - Well, what are we supposed to do then? - We'll give you the keys. 1036 01:08:30,374 --> 01:08:32,624 Give us the keys? Brilliant! 1037 01:08:32,707 --> 01:08:34,791 First class. First class. 1038 01:08:34,874 --> 01:08:36,594 - Knackered in the first two minutes. - Why? 1039 01:08:36,666 --> 01:08:40,999 The IPO, boy, would spot a phoney move like that a mile off. 1040 01:08:41,082 --> 01:08:43,624 They know everything we do. It's got to look genuine. 1041 01:08:43,707 --> 01:08:47,374 We've got to ram the van and cut our way into it. Is that understood? 1042 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:48,541 - All right. - “Right? 1043 01:08:48,624 --> 01:08:51,749 - Yeah. What do we do then? - We snatch the loot and away we go. 1044 01:08:51,832 --> 01:08:54,791 Now, there's only one man in the business who could handle a job like this 1045 01:08:54,874 --> 01:08:56,624 and that is Siggy Schmoltz. 1046 01:08:56,707 --> 01:08:59,416 Siggy Schmoltz? From Hamburg? A Boche? 1047 01:08:59,499 --> 01:09:01,832 Can't we give this job to a British lad? 1048 01:09:01,916 --> 01:09:04,999 Oh, for God's sake, don't start flag-waving. 1049 01:09:05,082 --> 01:09:08,957 I'm thinking about the expense. There's his fare here and back, his fee for the job. 1050 01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:11,624 That's going to contravene the currency regulations for a start. 1051 01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:15,999 - Is this how you carry on down at Scotland Yard? - What do you mean? 1052 01:09:16,082 --> 01:09:17,582 All this poncing about. 1053 01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:20,558 Do you have to put in for a gallon of petrol every time you want to chase someone? 1054 01:09:20,582 --> 01:09:23,666 Phoar! This is big money, boy. Big time. 1055 01:09:23,749 --> 01:09:25,332 Think big, act big, get the best. 1056 01:09:25,416 --> 01:09:28,499 The best is Siggy Schmoltz, so we fly him over from Hamburg. 1057 01:09:28,582 --> 01:09:30,082 - Understood? - Understood. 1058 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:31,332 Right. 1059 01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:33,249 Here you are. 200 nicker. 1060 01:09:33,332 --> 01:09:35,666 Here, don't you try and bribe me. 1061 01:09:35,749 --> 01:09:38,457 What are you talking about, bribe you? 1062 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:41,832 That's your expenses, boy. You're working for me now, you know. 1063 01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:43,707 The Assistant Commissioner said so. 1064 01:09:43,791 --> 01:09:46,457 He sent me your insurance cards. 1065 01:09:46,541 --> 01:09:48,291 You're on my payroll now. 1066 01:09:48,374 --> 01:09:50,749 Oh, well, in that case. 1067 01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:52,874 I say! 1068 01:09:52,957 --> 01:09:55,082 A month's wages all in one go. 1069 01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:57,457 Yeah. Well, you want to use it, boy. 1070 01:09:57,541 --> 01:10:00,541 Use it to set yourself up somewhere in some nice little drum. 1071 01:10:00,624 --> 01:10:02,707 Get yourself kitted out with some decent clobber. 1072 01:10:02,791 --> 01:10:05,332 Not too flash. I like my boys to look smart. 1073 01:10:05,416 --> 01:10:08,249 You know, single weight worsted, two buttoned, no turn-ups. 1074 01:10:08,332 --> 01:10:12,416 I know how to dress, dear boy. I'm not attached to the plain clothed division for nothing. 1075 01:10:12,499 --> 01:10:15,374 Now look, we've got to make sure the IPO mob gets to hear about this. 1076 01:10:15,457 --> 01:10:17,624 Spread it around. Tell everyone that you usually tell. 1077 01:10:17,707 --> 01:10:20,082 Except the bit about the trap, of course. 1078 01:10:20,166 --> 01:10:22,999 Don't you worry. This time, I'll get "em. 1079 01:10:23,957 --> 01:10:26,499 You mean, we'll get 'em. 1080 01:10:26,582 --> 01:10:28,916 Yeah, well, that's what I mean. We'll get 'em. 1081 01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:30,957 Yeah. 1082 01:10:32,082 --> 01:10:35,499 Now, listen to this. There's half a million pounds involved and... 1083 01:10:35,582 --> 01:10:36,707 Half a million quid! 1084 01:10:36,791 --> 01:10:38,957 And Siggy Schmoltz arrives at London Airport tomorrow. 1085 01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:41,541 - Stone the flamin' crows! - Half a million quid! 1086 01:10:41,624 --> 01:10:43,124 This is it, Coombesy. 1087 01:10:43,207 --> 01:10:47,874 Ozzie, here I come. Those sheilas in Sydney better look out when I get back. 1088 01:10:47,957 --> 01:10:50,416 - We're going to need you on this job, Val. - Me? Why? 1089 01:10:50,499 --> 01:10:53,017 When this happens, they're gonna be looking for three men in a police car. 1090 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:55,957 Not a girl in a sports car. You'll be parked near the spot. 1091 01:10:56,041 --> 01:10:59,832 We'll pass it on to you and we'll meet somewhere afterwards, ready to skip the country. 1092 01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:12,707 I'll be using the Aston Martin. Yeah, with Ted and Brassknuckles. 1093 01:11:15,124 --> 01:11:17,166 - The Kraut's here, Pearly. - Send him in. 1094 01:11:18,499 --> 01:11:20,582 Well, as long as they're there on time. 1095 01:11:23,707 --> 01:11:25,082 Goodbye. 1096 01:11:44,124 --> 01:11:48,041 It's you, is it? Well, don't hang about outside. Come in, make yourselves at home. 1097 01:11:48,124 --> 01:11:50,707 You'll be Siggy Schmoltz, I presume? 1098 01:11:50,791 --> 01:11:52,041 - Jawohl. - Oh. 1099 01:11:52,124 --> 01:11:54,582 - Siggy, this is, erm... - Big Time Fred Parker. 1100 01:11:54,666 --> 01:11:57,166 - So happy to meet you. - Yes. Well, after you. 1101 01:11:58,124 --> 01:12:01,457 - You're overdoing it a bit, aren't you? - You told me to make myself comfortable. 1102 01:12:01,541 --> 01:12:03,916 Comfortable? This is decadence, boy. 1103 01:12:03,999 --> 01:12:07,124 Right, well, let me get you a little light refreshment. 1104 01:12:07,207 --> 01:12:10,874 I must apologise for the year, it's the best I could get. Help yourself to the cigars. 1105 01:12:10,957 --> 01:12:14,249 Well, now, how many jobs have you been responsible for, Mr Schmoltz? 1106 01:12:14,332 --> 01:12:17,041 - I... - We don't want to talk about that now, Big Time. 1107 01:12:17,124 --> 01:12:18,957 We've got a lot of work to do. 1108 01:12:19,041 --> 01:12:21,291 - Why don't you stop sniffing about? - Eh? 1109 01:12:21,374 --> 01:12:24,332 Now then, here's to crime, Big Time. 1110 01:12:24,999 --> 01:12:26,457 - To crime. - To crime. 1111 01:12:26,541 --> 01:12:28,207 - To crime. - Right. 1112 01:12:29,624 --> 01:12:32,749 Supposing you give Siggy a rundown on the operation, Big Time? 1113 01:12:32,832 --> 01:12:37,041 Yes, yes, it'll be a pleasure. I've got a model over here if you'd care to have a look, Siggy. 1114 01:12:37,124 --> 01:12:40,166 - Ja, this I must see. - Right, now, as a Boche... 1115 01:12:40,249 --> 01:12:44,416 Erm, as a German, you'll be able to appreciate the organisation that has gone into this. 1116 01:12:44,499 --> 01:12:47,582 Right, now, here's your van with your equipment in it. 1117 01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:49,874 And here's the Waterloo Road. Here's the bullion van. 1118 01:12:49,957 --> 01:12:54,332 Now the idea is, to arrest the progress of the bullion van approximately here. 1119 01:12:54,416 --> 01:12:55,624 Right? 1120 01:12:55,707 --> 01:12:57,791 Now at the outset, the bullion van's coming up here. 1121 01:12:57,874 --> 01:12:59,999 We're up the Waterloo Road, waiting. 1122 01:13:01,124 --> 01:13:04,457 Nothing has been overlooked. Every detail has been taken care of. 1123 01:13:04,541 --> 01:13:06,457 - Nothing can go wrong. - Ja, ja. 1124 01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:07,541 Ja. 1125 01:13:09,624 --> 01:13:11,624 Give you a good van, they said. 1126 01:13:11,707 --> 01:13:15,082 Been running on the inner tube for the last 5,000 miles. 1127 01:13:16,124 --> 01:13:19,082 - Come on, come on. - I'm not used to manual work. 1128 01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:21,332 Why don't you stop moaning and belt up? 1129 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:23,433 Didn't they teach you how to change a wheel down at Hendon? 1130 01:13:23,457 --> 01:13:27,332 There's no need to insult my old school, you phoney French frock-maker! 1131 01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:28,499 What?! 1132 01:13:30,624 --> 01:13:32,457 - Now, watch it! - Watch what? 1133 01:13:32,541 --> 01:13:35,957 - Just watch it! I'm finding it difficult enough! - What are you talking to me about? 1134 01:13:42,082 --> 01:13:45,374 - Anything? - No, not a thing. 1135 01:13:53,332 --> 01:13:55,499 Who tied that lot on? 1136 01:13:55,582 --> 01:13:57,624 Come on, get it up! 1137 01:13:58,707 --> 01:14:01,082 Come on, get that stuff over the back, all of you! Come on! 1138 01:14:01,166 --> 01:14:03,666 Come on, come on, get it up! 1139 01:14:03,749 --> 01:14:06,249 Ah, it's a lovely view, isn't it, lads? 1140 01:14:06,332 --> 01:14:08,374 Be able to see it all from up here. 1141 01:14:08,457 --> 01:14:11,541 Be able to see a lot of nasty men dressed up as rozzers getting duffed up. 1142 01:14:11,624 --> 01:14:13,416 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 1143 01:14:13,499 --> 01:14:15,832 Should be starting any minute now. 1144 01:14:17,124 --> 01:14:19,457 Who the hell's got my watch? 1145 01:14:19,541 --> 01:14:22,041 It's you, you thieving little nit! 1146 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:24,082 Give me the glasses. 1147 01:14:34,916 --> 01:14:36,624 - Is this it? - Yes, sir, that's it. 1148 01:14:37,374 --> 01:14:40,124 Even the IPO gang won't get through this level crossing. 1149 01:14:40,207 --> 01:14:42,892 Is all this absolutely necessary? I mean, all this dressing up business? 1150 01:14:42,916 --> 01:14:46,041 Oh, yes, sir. This will ensure the success of the operation. 1151 01:14:46,707 --> 01:14:47,707 Will it? 1152 01:14:49,874 --> 01:14:51,499 - Afternoon, sir. - Where's your hat? 1153 01:14:51,582 --> 01:14:53,374 - Right, off you go. - All in position, sir. 1154 01:14:53,457 --> 01:14:55,999 - Right, keep everybody on their toes. - Right, sir. 1155 01:15:00,332 --> 01:15:02,791 Threepenny cornet, please. 1156 01:15:02,874 --> 01:15:05,166 - Would you please go away? - Be careful, sir. 1157 01:15:07,499 --> 01:15:09,541 I don't know, I'm sure. 1158 01:15:14,582 --> 01:15:16,957 There. There you are, then. 1159 01:15:18,082 --> 01:15:20,374 What are all these coppers doing round here? 1160 01:15:21,582 --> 01:15:24,791 Do you mind just going back to school? Go along, will you, please? Be off! 1161 01:15:24,874 --> 01:15:28,666 Oh, really. So much for Parker's security arrangements. 1162 01:15:29,416 --> 01:15:31,541 Now, I trust nothing is going wrong? 1163 01:15:31,624 --> 01:15:33,864 You've arranged for a straight run for them, haven't you? 1164 01:15:33,916 --> 01:15:36,374 There's no chance of any stray squad cars getting in the way? 1165 01:15:36,457 --> 01:15:39,791 No fear about that, sir. We're sending out fake emergency messages from the Yard 1166 01:15:39,874 --> 01:15:41,308 to get all the cars out of the area. 1167 01:15:41,332 --> 01:15:46,874 General call from MP. All cars in B, C, F, T, V, W divisions 1168 01:15:46,957 --> 01:15:50,207 proceed immediately to Kempton Park to investigate riot on course. 1169 01:15:54,041 --> 01:15:56,124 Hello, MP from Charlie 3-4. 1170 01:15:57,916 --> 01:16:00,541 Hello, MP from Charlie 3-4. 1171 01:16:09,749 --> 01:16:11,249 Boys, they're coming! 1172 01:16:11,332 --> 01:16:13,642 They're early, aren't they? They won't be ready for us at the level crossing! 1173 01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:15,207 Don't argue, they're coming. 1174 01:16:24,124 --> 01:16:25,332 Hang on. 1175 01:16:27,999 --> 01:16:29,291 - What's up now? - Here. 1176 01:16:29,374 --> 01:16:30,707 - Put this on. - What? 1177 01:16:30,791 --> 01:16:31,874 Yeah. 1178 01:16:31,957 --> 01:16:35,082 You're a bit out of date, aren't you? Where's your little striped jersey? 1179 01:16:35,166 --> 01:16:36,999 Take it off! 1180 01:16:44,999 --> 01:16:47,999 Right, steady as we go. Left a bit, left a bit. 1181 01:16:54,832 --> 01:16:57,332 The switch, Big Time, the switch! 1182 01:16:57,416 --> 01:16:59,600 Oi, you! What the hell do you think you're playing at? 1183 01:16:59,624 --> 01:17:01,166 Call yourself a flippin' driver? 1184 01:17:01,249 --> 01:17:04,666 Ain't you read the Highway Code? You're supposed to keep death off the road. 1185 01:17:04,749 --> 01:17:07,666 I don't see how you people get licences, I don't straight! 1186 01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:09,374 Here, you're a bit early, aren't you? 1187 01:17:09,457 --> 01:17:12,749 A stick-up! Help! Help! 1188 01:17:12,832 --> 01:17:14,582 Yeah, very good. Very, very good. 1189 01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:16,166 Well done, mate. 1190 01:17:17,249 --> 01:17:19,957 Here, tell you what, shove your hands up in the air. 1191 01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:22,582 Look a bit more realistic. Lovely, yeah. 1192 01:17:25,457 --> 01:17:28,207 Aagh! What is this? 1193 01:17:28,291 --> 01:17:31,183 There seems to have been a little mistake. We appear to have opened the wrong van. 1194 01:17:31,207 --> 01:17:33,767 - What do you mean, opened the wrong van? - Do me a favour, run along, will you? 1195 01:17:33,791 --> 01:17:35,058 - There's a good lad. - What do you mean? 1196 01:17:35,082 --> 01:17:36,933 - Run along, will you? - What about my lovely little... My stock! 1197 01:17:36,957 --> 01:17:40,100 - What do you mean, you've opened the wrong van? - They are similar. Anyone can make a mistake. 1198 01:17:40,124 --> 01:17:42,207 - What are you going do about my... - Move along now! 1199 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:44,832 And zis is worth half a million pounds? 1200 01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:48,124 I'll take down a few of your particulars. Now, are you going to get in that van? 1201 01:17:48,207 --> 01:17:51,249 Here, what are you people? A bunch of communists or something? 1202 01:17:55,791 --> 01:17:58,582 - Now? - No, scrub it. Wrong van. 1203 01:18:01,624 --> 01:18:03,707 You people must be stark raving mad! 1204 01:18:03,791 --> 01:18:06,874 - I'll get the law onto you, that's what I'll do! - Oh, yes? 1205 01:18:12,832 --> 01:18:14,916 I think they clobbered the wrong van. 1206 01:18:52,332 --> 01:18:54,041 Women drivers! 1207 01:18:54,124 --> 01:18:56,249 Hello, MP from Charlie 3-4. 1208 01:18:57,291 --> 01:18:59,749 It's no good, Sarge. It's as dead as a doornail. 1209 01:18:59,832 --> 01:19:04,832 Better get back to the station, see if there's anything for us. Hello? What's up with him? 1210 01:19:09,791 --> 01:19:12,749 - You know better... - What a bit of luck! Get down the road quick! 1211 01:19:12,832 --> 01:19:15,152 - Now, look, take it easy... - Three geezers jumped my van. 1212 01:19:15,207 --> 01:19:17,457 Burnt a big hole in the door and ruined all my dresses. 1213 01:19:17,541 --> 01:19:20,267 - All right then, where did this happen? - Up the road, down by the bridge. 1214 01:19:20,291 --> 01:19:22,291 - Come on, Harry. - Here, what about my dresses? 1215 01:19:22,374 --> 01:19:24,174 - You follow us up, will you? - Follow you up? 1216 01:19:24,249 --> 01:19:26,374 What about my dresses? Oi, you! 1217 01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:35,832 Look, please, let us get out of this, nein? 1218 01:19:35,916 --> 01:19:39,041 You be good boys and let Siggy go home to his fatherland. 1219 01:19:39,124 --> 01:19:41,499 Listen, Siggy, you've been paid your Deutschmarks 1220 01:19:41,582 --> 01:19:43,832 to open the security van and you're gonna do it. 1221 01:19:43,916 --> 01:19:47,249 Now, then, what's the German for belt up? 1222 01:19:55,707 --> 01:19:57,916 It's a trap. The place is swarming with police. 1223 01:19:57,999 --> 01:20:01,399 - What are you talking about? Get inside. - I've just seen them at the level crossing. 1224 01:20:05,332 --> 01:20:07,041 Right, here he comes! 1225 01:20:13,124 --> 01:20:15,874 What's the matter now? 1226 01:20:16,916 --> 01:20:18,457 The clutch has gone. 1227 01:20:18,541 --> 01:20:21,374 I hope it isn't important. This is one of our best decoy vans. 1228 01:20:21,457 --> 01:20:24,916 Best decoy vans? Do me a favour, the thing's falling apart. 1229 01:20:24,999 --> 01:20:26,791 I trust they won't think it's my fault. 1230 01:20:26,874 --> 01:20:29,707 Come on, don't argue, get out and push! 1231 01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:31,999 Come on. Right. 1232 01:20:33,124 --> 01:20:35,124 Not me! The van. 1233 01:20:35,207 --> 01:20:36,332 Cor! 1234 01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,624 Hello, what's he doing? 1235 01:20:38,707 --> 01:20:41,582 Get him off me. Here, don't push the door, Siggy, push the van. 1236 01:20:41,666 --> 01:20:42,791 Now, all together. 1237 01:20:42,874 --> 01:20:44,791 - That's it! - Ooh! Cor! 1238 01:20:47,041 --> 01:20:48,749 Can't see them anywhere. 1239 01:20:48,832 --> 01:20:50,850 You sure this is where they're supposed to clock us one? 1240 01:20:50,874 --> 01:20:52,154 Well, it's round here somewhere. 1241 01:20:55,457 --> 01:20:57,249 Steady now. Steady now, not too fast. 1242 01:20:57,332 --> 01:21:00,416 Not too fast. Left a whisker, left a whisker. 1243 01:21:00,499 --> 01:21:02,499 - It's all right for some. - Here! 1244 01:21:04,707 --> 01:21:06,916 Right, come on, come on. 1245 01:21:06,999 --> 01:21:10,291 Come on, come on. Come... 1246 01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:14,166 - It's them! - Here, hang on a minute! 1247 01:21:14,249 --> 01:21:15,541 Oh, there you are. 1248 01:21:22,707 --> 01:21:23,749 Come on then. 1249 01:21:23,832 --> 01:21:26,874 Come on then, steady as you go. Steady as you go, you've got bags of room. 1250 01:21:28,332 --> 01:21:30,874 Bags of room, bags of room. Right! 1251 01:21:30,957 --> 01:21:32,207 You've got another foot. 1252 01:21:33,041 --> 01:21:35,082 No need to overdo it. 1253 01:21:35,166 --> 01:21:39,166 Don't stand there like a spare dick at a wedding. Go and get your drill. Go on! 1254 01:21:39,249 --> 01:21:43,249 - What's the matter? Having trouble? - No, I'm surrounded by twits that's all. 1255 01:21:43,332 --> 01:21:45,499 The switch, Big Time, the switch. 1256 01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:55,166 Schweinhund, you pulled my wire! Put it back! 1257 01:21:55,249 --> 01:21:57,249 Put it back! 1258 01:21:57,332 --> 01:21:59,374 Oh, right. 1259 01:21:59,457 --> 01:22:01,541 In the red! 1260 01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:09,892 Pity you weren't standing in a bowl of water when you did that. 1261 01:22:09,916 --> 01:22:11,416 He didn't say what fits what hole. 1262 01:22:11,499 --> 01:22:13,808 You'll get this in your hole if you don't get your finger out. 1263 01:22:13,832 --> 01:22:16,999 You stinking Schweinhund! What have you done? 1264 01:22:17,082 --> 01:22:19,082 You've ruined my plans! 1265 01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:21,832 - Hello, boy, got the money? - Yep. 1266 01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:22,957 Right. 1267 01:22:28,041 --> 01:22:30,041 - Now? - Now. Start packing the loot. 1268 01:22:34,416 --> 01:22:36,666 Now, then, you two. Right. 1269 01:22:36,749 --> 01:22:39,707 It is no good, we shall never get the drill working! 1270 01:22:42,624 --> 01:22:44,207 All yours, Big Time. 1271 01:22:45,041 --> 01:22:46,582 - Is that the lot? - You English idiot. 1272 01:22:46,666 --> 01:22:48,374 Yep. Sign here. 1273 01:22:50,582 --> 01:22:52,499 - Thank you. - All right, get in. 1274 01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:56,666 OK, guv. 1275 01:23:00,999 --> 01:23:03,119 - What are you slowing down for? - Hump-backed bridge. 1276 01:23:05,082 --> 01:23:07,707 It's a bullion van. Get onto that car. 1277 01:23:07,791 --> 01:23:10,374 It's the IPO mob. Let's get out of it. 1278 01:23:10,457 --> 01:23:13,207 Schnell, schnell! Here comes the police! 1279 01:23:13,291 --> 01:23:15,582 Yeah, bang on time, too. 1280 01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:18,961 Get your foot down, they've got a fast car there! 1281 01:23:38,082 --> 01:23:41,416 Here, they're working that bell to death, aren't they? 1282 01:23:41,499 --> 01:23:44,642 You don't think they're gonna try and clobber us before we reach the level crossing, do you? 1283 01:23:44,666 --> 01:23:46,874 Come on, get a move on. 1284 01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:59,874 - Surely they should have been here by now? - They are a bit overdue. I only hope there's... 1285 01:23:59,957 --> 01:24:02,749 No, listen, listen. That must be them. 1286 01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:07,291 Stand... 1287 01:24:08,416 --> 01:24:09,791 Stand by, everybody. 1288 01:24:10,666 --> 01:24:12,582 Standby. Standby. 1289 01:24:28,457 --> 01:24:30,957 - Well done, Inspector Parker, well done! - Thank you, sir. 1290 01:24:31,041 --> 01:24:33,124 - You're an inspector? - That's right. 1291 01:24:33,207 --> 01:24:34,933 What are you doing, obstructing a police officer? 1292 01:24:34,957 --> 01:24:37,666 - I know about you are! - I'm Sergeant Jones, C Division! 1293 01:24:37,749 --> 01:24:41,332 - Inspector! He tells me now. - Shouldn't you go and join your boys, Inspector? 1294 01:24:41,416 --> 01:24:44,624 - Be in at the kill? - Yeah, yeah, you're probably right. 1295 01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:47,957 Oi, Sid, Trainer! 1296 01:24:57,916 --> 01:25:00,457 On the other hand... 1297 01:25:00,541 --> 01:25:03,416 I think I'll keep an eye on the money. 1298 01:25:05,416 --> 01:25:07,416 - Why don't you... - Yeah? 1299 01:25:12,499 --> 01:25:15,166 - Here, where are we going? - He's scarpered with it. 1300 01:25:15,249 --> 01:25:18,332 That dirty, stinking crook! He didn't tell me he was going to do that. 1301 01:25:18,416 --> 01:25:22,499 Come on, lads! If he's having some, we're having some. Come on, down the ladder! 1302 01:25:30,749 --> 01:25:31,749 Go! 1303 01:25:34,916 --> 01:25:36,041 Right! 1304 01:25:39,624 --> 01:25:44,416 All right, all right, if you're Sergeant Jones from C Division, who's your Superintendent? 1305 01:25:44,499 --> 01:25:47,582 - Superintendent Johnson, sir. - Where's your warrant card? 1306 01:25:47,666 --> 01:25:49,558 Wait a minute, sir, I think it is Sergeant Jones. 1307 01:25:49,582 --> 01:25:51,916 I seem to remember working with him years ago. 1308 01:25:51,999 --> 01:25:53,916 Yeah, that's right. I remember you. 1309 01:25:53,999 --> 01:25:56,041 Parker. Parker! 1310 01:25:56,124 --> 01:25:58,225 Now, come on, get back into the van, for heaven's sake! 1311 01:25:58,249 --> 01:26:01,166 Sir. Excuse me, sir. Sir, if you'll please. 1312 01:26:01,249 --> 01:26:04,166 - Sir, if you don't mind. - What is it now? 1313 01:26:04,249 --> 01:26:06,624 It seems that somebody blundered, sir. 1314 01:26:07,666 --> 01:26:09,041 Parker! 1315 01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:13,124 Here, have you gone raving mad? Turn this car round and take me back. 1316 01:26:13,207 --> 01:26:15,791 Sorry, Nosy, can't stop now. Got a plane to catch. 1317 01:26:15,874 --> 01:26:18,249 Eh? So that's your little game, is it? 1318 01:26:18,332 --> 01:26:21,082 Well, you're not getting away with that, my lad. 1319 01:26:21,957 --> 01:26:24,124 Now, what are you going to do? Take me with you? 1320 01:26:24,207 --> 01:26:26,457 I just don't know what Parker and Gates are up to. 1321 01:26:26,541 --> 01:26:29,781 We must get them before the IPO mob do, otherwise we'll get nothing. Everybody in. 1322 01:26:31,332 --> 01:26:34,332 Grow up, Nosy, will you? How much have you got in that bag? 1323 01:26:35,457 --> 01:26:37,624 £500,000. 1324 01:26:37,707 --> 01:26:41,291 Hang on a minute. Hey, you! Open the gates as quick as you can. 1325 01:26:41,374 --> 01:26:43,916 I can't. They've pinched my wheel. 1326 01:26:46,332 --> 01:26:48,874 Sergeant! Sergeant, back up as quick as you can! 1327 01:26:50,666 --> 01:26:55,541 Half a million quid. Just think of what you can do with a third of that. 1328 01:26:56,374 --> 01:26:57,374 Half of it. 1329 01:26:57,457 --> 01:27:00,499 Here, are you attempting to bribe an officer of the law? 1330 01:27:00,582 --> 01:27:01,666 Yes. 1331 01:27:06,332 --> 01:27:08,291 250,000 quid tax-free, boy. 1332 01:27:09,457 --> 01:27:11,999 Do you know what that would mean to you, Nosy? 1333 01:27:13,082 --> 01:27:15,166 Get thee behind me, Satan. 1334 01:27:15,249 --> 01:27:18,457 You'd be away from it all, boy. Your missus, her sister. 1335 01:27:18,541 --> 01:27:20,416 Her mother. 1336 01:27:21,457 --> 01:27:23,916 Right, step on it. The Super's just behind us. 1337 01:27:26,624 --> 01:27:28,957 - Can't you go any faster? - I'm flat out now, mate. 1338 01:27:31,874 --> 01:27:35,457 - Come on, Sid, get moving! - What do you think I am? A ton-up boy? 1339 01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:37,499 We're not on the North Circular! 1340 01:27:48,541 --> 01:27:50,124 Put your foot down. We're losing him. 1341 01:27:50,207 --> 01:27:52,517 Listen, I'm skinning this cat. You're only holding the tail. 1342 01:27:52,541 --> 01:27:54,707 Doesn't Lord Whatshisname... 1343 01:27:54,791 --> 01:27:57,124 - He lives around here. - Oh, shut up? 1344 01:27:57,207 --> 01:27:59,166 Marvellous. Now we've lost him. 1345 01:28:09,499 --> 01:28:10,749 I've lost him! 1346 01:28:10,832 --> 01:28:13,999 I know where he's going. Follow me, there's a shortcut. 1347 01:28:14,082 --> 01:28:16,124 Hurry, we'll get there before him. 1348 01:28:19,124 --> 01:28:21,332 We lost them a long way back, you know. 1349 01:28:21,416 --> 01:28:23,576 You'd better slow down before we get done for speeding. 1350 01:28:44,291 --> 01:28:47,541 - Is that Mr Gates' aircraft? - That's right. It's just ready for take-off. 1351 01:28:47,624 --> 01:28:49,433 He's a dangerous criminal. We're expecting trouble. 1352 01:28:49,457 --> 01:28:52,582 Tell everybody to get out of the way. Right, Bluey, this way. 1353 01:29:06,082 --> 01:29:07,707 Ready? Go! 1354 01:29:19,207 --> 01:29:21,624 - All right, this is it, let's have it! - Hello, Sergeant. 1355 01:29:21,707 --> 01:29:23,475 - We was just bringing the money back. - It's him! 1356 01:29:23,499 --> 01:29:25,666 Right, you're under arrest. I warn you that... 1357 01:29:25,749 --> 01:29:28,349 - Give us the bag! - ...will be taken and may be used in evidence. 1358 01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:31,916 - Where's the key? - I swallowed it. 1359 01:29:31,999 --> 01:29:34,291 - Chop his hand off! - I beg your pardon. 1360 01:29:36,916 --> 01:29:39,874 Come on, you mad copper, get out! 1361 01:29:39,957 --> 01:29:41,791 You're breaking my arm! Argh! 1362 01:29:41,874 --> 01:29:43,794 - We won't leave your lot out of it. - It's mine! 1363 01:29:43,832 --> 01:29:44,832 It's mine! 1364 01:29:54,832 --> 01:29:56,582 Give us it here! 1365 01:29:56,666 --> 01:29:58,291 Oh, get out of it! 1366 01:29:58,374 --> 01:30:00,374 I'll have you, mate! 1367 01:30:01,999 --> 01:30:05,832 Come on, Parker, for heaven's sake! What do you think you're playing at? Get up off the grass! 1368 01:30:13,582 --> 01:30:16,082 Good boy, Kevin! Come on, Kevin! 1369 01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:23,249 Come on, Nosy, mate. We'll make it, come on! 1370 01:30:23,332 --> 01:30:24,624 - Watch it! - Come on, Nosy. 1371 01:30:25,457 --> 01:30:27,791 Nosy, the plane! Bite him! 1372 01:30:29,874 --> 01:30:32,082 - The one with the bald head, he's got the money. - OK. 1373 01:30:32,166 --> 01:30:34,499 And give me my watch, you thieving little nit. 1374 01:30:38,541 --> 01:30:39,791 In you get. 1375 01:30:39,874 --> 01:30:41,832 - Come on, lads! - Get him! Oof! 1376 01:30:50,791 --> 01:30:52,124 Hold up there, hold up! 1377 01:30:54,874 --> 01:30:57,124 Oi, you! Come back here! 1378 01:30:58,749 --> 01:31:02,624 Oi, what about my dresses? You fascist communists! 1379 01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:04,832 You ruined all my stock, remember? 1380 01:31:06,041 --> 01:31:09,582 Oi! You won't get away with this! I've got your number! 1381 01:31:14,499 --> 01:31:18,124 You may unfasten your safety belts now, gentlemen. 1382 01:31:18,207 --> 01:31:21,017 Who are you, madam? What are you doing on board? This is a private aircraft. 1383 01:31:21,041 --> 01:31:25,791 - I must ask you to leave immediately. - Valerie, what are you doing here? 1384 01:31:37,082 --> 01:31:39,832 Here, do you two know each other? 1385 01:31:39,916 --> 01:31:43,957 Yes, we know each other. We were very good friends, weren't we, Pearly? 1386 01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:46,832 Yes, we were. We were very good friends, yeah. 1387 01:31:46,916 --> 01:31:48,999 Val, I was going to write to you 1388 01:31:49,082 --> 01:31:52,874 - as soon as I found out where we were going. - Yes, well, that won't be necessary now. 1389 01:31:52,957 --> 01:31:54,707 Oh, isn't this cosy? 1390 01:31:54,791 --> 01:31:58,457 Just the three of us and £500,000. 1391 01:32:07,457 --> 01:32:10,291 Well, not a bad tally, sir. We got, er... 1392 01:32:10,374 --> 01:32:13,832 Nervous O'Toole and his mob for dangerous driving and breach of the peace. 1393 01:32:13,916 --> 01:32:16,142 We got Banker McGuinness and his mob on the same charges. 1394 01:32:16,166 --> 01:32:19,041 And the IPO mob in corpus delicti, as you might say. 1395 01:32:19,124 --> 01:32:21,457 - And we got rid of Parker. - Yes. 1396 01:32:21,541 --> 01:32:24,457 That's one of the things I don't understand, sir. 1397 01:32:24,541 --> 01:32:27,416 25 years in the force and he does a bunk like that. 1398 01:32:27,499 --> 01:32:29,933 Well, I don't think he'll dare show his face in this country again. 1399 01:32:29,957 --> 01:32:31,832 At least we can rely on that. 1400 01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,666 Yes. You know, I... 1401 01:32:34,749 --> 01:32:36,600 - You know, I wonder what... - Oh, I beg your pardon, sir. 1402 01:32:36,624 --> 01:32:39,124 - You wanted to say something? - No, no, no. No, no. 1403 01:32:39,207 --> 01:32:41,499 No, I was just going to say, I... 1404 01:32:41,582 --> 01:32:43,957 I'd love to see their faces when they open these parcels. 1405 01:32:44,916 --> 01:32:46,541 "The Comedy Bank of England... 1406 01:32:47,749 --> 01:32:50,499 promises to pay the bearer on demand... 1407 01:32:50,582 --> 01:32:52,249 500 laughs." 1408 01:32:57,332 --> 01:32:59,499 Oh, dear. I wonder where they are now. 1409 01:33:00,291 --> 01:33:01,666 I wonder. 1410 01:33:09,874 --> 01:33:12,707 Et maintenant, mesdames et messieurs, mademoiselles, 1411 01:33:12,791 --> 01:33:15,791 It is piece de résistance time at Maison Jules. 1412 01:33:19,082 --> 01:33:20,082 Voila! 1413 01:33:22,041 --> 01:33:26,999 Valerie. And she is wearing my latest creation which I have entitled Dream Of Gauguin. 1414 01:33:27,082 --> 01:33:30,082 You will notice that the hemline is somewhat longer. 1415 01:33:30,166 --> 01:33:32,291 This is due to the missionary influence. 1416 01:33:32,374 --> 01:33:37,041 The ensemble is moderately priced at three bowls of raw fish or a dozen coconuts. 1417 01:33:37,124 --> 01:33:39,457 How many offers do I hear? 1418 01:33:45,749 --> 01:33:49,166 I don't know if my cutter will be able to handle this extraordinary order. 1419 01:33:49,249 --> 01:33:51,124 Oi, get a move on. 1420 01:33:51,207 --> 01:33:53,791 Half a dozen sacrificial skirts and three Dream Of Gauguins. 1421 01:33:53,874 --> 01:33:55,082 Slave driver! 1422 01:33:55,166 --> 01:33:56,416 - Slave driver? - Yeah. 1423 01:33:56,499 --> 01:34:00,082 Listen, mate, if you want a day off for the fertility rites, you'll have to get weaving.